Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"Right-ho," Chadwick said agreeably. "And maybe a jewelry shop or two,
eh? Just for good luck."
They started happily toward the door, too wrapped up in their
gold-tinted dreams of the future to notice the fascinated, expectant
gaze of their erstwhile adversaries. They were almost into the outer
office when it happened. Unquestionably it was the shock of their lives.
They seemed to melt like popsicles in a furnace. They dwindled so
swiftly there was the faint sound of disturbed atmosphere, a little
rush of air. Suddenly their clothes were hanging loosely about them,
the ends of their sleeves trailing on the floor. And they were still
melting. Agatha screamed with terror; and even as she did her voice
faded away into a thin, childish wail.
"Oh, heavens!" Toffee cried. "They took too much. They're disappearing
entirely!" She buried her face against Marc's shoulder. "I can't look!"
Marc and Mr. Culpepper stared at the spectacle with open-mouthed
amazement.
It was a long time before Toffee found the courage to turn away from
Marc's shoulder. When she did, her eyes moved apprehensively toward the
door, and then she made a little whimpering sound. Two forlorn little
piles of clothing lay there, one on either side of the doorway.
"Ohhh, Lord," Toffee breathed. "They're gone ... completely gone.
There's nothing left of them, not even a whisper."
"'Fraid you're right," Marc said. "Fixage fixed 'em."
Mr. Culpepper had been greatly sobered by the disappearance of the
Harpers. "I had no idea," he muttered woodenly. "No idea at all."
"I feel sorry," Toffee said. "I can't help it. They were so proud and
so elegant ... even if they were just a couple of rats."
"_Rats indeed!_"
Toffee started as though slapped in the nether regions with a cactus.
The voice had been nothing more than a tiny whine, a mere vibration,
but it had seemed to come from the heap of clothing that had been
Agatha's. Toffee streaked across the room and knelt beside the crumpled
garments. They seemed furiously agitated.
With deft fingers Toffee dug inside the clothing. First she uncovered a
tiny, wrinkled hand, then an arm and finally an entire baby. The infant
was very red of face and its small features were screwed up into an
expression of extreme annoyance. Its button eyes blazed malevolently as
it gazed at Toffee. It gritted its tiny teeth.
"Witch!" it hissed. "Oh, the things I would call you if I weren't a
lady."
"Agatha!" Toffee cried. She lowered the infant back onto the pile of
clothing and turned to the tangle of male garments on the other side of
the door.
* * * * *
A brief search through a coat, a shirt and an undershirt uncovered
Chadwick, also in an acute state of infancy. When he looked up and saw
Toffee staring down at him he blushed furiously.
"Give me my trousers!" the baby demanded hotly. "Stop staring at me and
give me my trousers!"
"Well, for heaven sake!" Toffee exclaimed.
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