Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
Instantly the ladder shot into motion, fully burdened with the two
startled cops and a thoroughly unbalanced Toffee. At the outset Toffee
toppled from her perch, hurtled downward, and caught one of the cops
around the neck just in time to prevent a crashing arrival at the
floor. From there on, it was just one grand, piggy-back ride for the
redhead. For the cop it was a matter of an extra burden and hanging on
for dear life. Books, row upon row of them, flashed by in a screaming
blur. They were heading for a dead end with the speed of a bullet.
"Get off me!" Toffee's protector yelled ungallantly. "Beat it, lady! No
riders!"
"Not on your life!" Toffee hollered back through clenched teeth. "For
the rest of this trip you and I are sweethearts!"
At this moment the librarian appeared at the end of the book littered
aisle and gazed on the scene within with open amazement. "Just look at
those cops!" she exclaimed. "Carrying on just as bad as the others!
You'd think this was a fun house. You boys stop that this instant!" she
yelled. "I'm going to call the commissioner!"
"When you do, lady," one of the policemen hollered back, "tell him for
me what he can do with his lousy job! I got a wife and kids to think
of!"
Just then, the ladder, like a transcontinental express, arrived at the
end of the line and discharged its protesting passengers like three jet
propelled missiles. The two policemen shot out into the air, headed
directly for Marc and Mr. Culpepper who had been watching the little
excursion in a state of rigid immobility. Toffee, through some hitherto
undiscovered law of physics, left the back of her stalwart carrier in a
sweeping upward arc that landed her ungently atop the book shelves.
* * * * *
The law literally swept down on Marc and Mr. Culpepper, upending them
posthaste and hurling them to the floor. From the top of the bookcase,
Toffee collected her breath and gazed blandly on the scene of confusion
below. She might have hurled a book or two in Marc's behalf, except
that in the tangle of arms and legs, it was impossible to tell which
were the property of Marc. Besides, she had just become happily aware
of a window at her side, one that was easily accessible from the top of
the book shelves. She threw the catch and it slid open.
Turning her attention back to the confusion on the floor, she was
delighted to see that Marc and Mr. Culpepper had emerged from the
"flail" and were dazedly looking about for some new, less hazardous
enterprise.
"Up here!" Toffee yelled, pointing to the window. "Up the ladder!"
They reacted mechanically. They gazed dully at Toffee and the window,
then started obediently toward the ladder. They were nearly to the top
of the shelves when the two cops, finally weary of struggling with
each other on the floor, got to their feet and observed these recent
developments with considerable malice.
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