Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"They're gone!" she said. "They've gotten away. And after all the
trouble we've gone through to bring those two crooks to justice!" A
look of speculation crept into her eyes, and she turned to the nearest
cop. She grabbed his arm with an urgent hand. "My babies!" she wailed
dramatically. "My babies! They're gone. You've got to find them! You've
got to! I'll kill myself!"
"What's that?" the cop asked mildly.
"I'll kill myself, Dumbo," Toffee said sourly. "Go get my babies.
They've run away."
"I don't blame 'em. Where did they go?"
"How should I know?"
"Kill yourself, lady," the cop said tiredly. "I'm too worn out."
"Why you...!" Toffee started.
A sudden shriek from the foyer interrupted her. It was a scream with
a purpose in life, it was ambitious, it was soul searing and nerve
shattering.
In a body, the cops and the apprehended fugitives ran to the doorway.
Then they stopped, completely stunned by the spectacle before them.
Two lank and very mature figures, clothed only to the essential degree
in brief scraps of black velvet, were crawling serenely across the
foyer floor. The ancient librarian, holding onto her counter to keep
from slipping to the floor, was screaming her dreadful head off. The
Harpers, apparently in the midst of escape, had suddenly and quite
unbeknownst to themselves been restored to adulthood. At each movement
the velvet wrappings were slipping a bit further afield. A number of
people, some with books in their hands, were standing about the room in
attitudes of fascinated bewilderment.
Beyond the apparent chronological transformation, even stranger changes
had been wrought in the Harpers. Their faces were no longer the works
of art that they had previously been. Agatha was definitely moon faced,
in a wall-eyed, colorless sort of way, and Chadwick's handsome features
appeared suddenly to have been run over by a steam roller.
"Holy gee!" one of the cops breathed, recovering from the first shock
of surprise. "It's the homicidal Harpers!"
"What a catch!" his companion exclaimed excitedly. "We'll both get
promoted, sure. Agnes and Chester Harper! They're wanted for things
that ain't even got a name yet ... in five continents!"
In light of this sensational development, the ambitious policemen
hastily abandoned their captives and started in pursuit of the Harpers.
Agatha and Chadwick, at the sound of running footsteps, glanced up,
caught glimpses of each other and became instantly animated. Springing
quickly to their feet, they frantically clutched their brief coverings
to them where they would do the most good, and started to run, their
bare feet slapping dully against the tiled floor. They raced through
the entrance and out onto the sidewalk, the policemen in hot pursuit.
At the other end of the room Toffee plucked urgently at the sleeves of
Marc and Mr. Culpepper.
"Why hang around?" she asked, motioning them back toward the
bookshelves. "Follow me, men."
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