Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"What can I do?" Marc asked helplessly. "After all the pills were
Culpepper's idea, not mine. He's the only one that can do anything
about it."
"Get him!" Toffee cried. "Get him! Ring him, call him, wire him, cable
him! Only get him!" Her cherubic face began to pucker, her large eyes
beginning to cloud. "Wouldn't you know that I'd have to suffer too,
just because you were simple-minded enough to take a couple of pills!
Wouldn't you know? Look at me! ... just a shapeless little chunk of
blubber. I've got about as much appeal as a smudge pot. Less!"
"Stop your sniveling," Marc said crossly. "It isn't helping matters.
And I've got to think."
"Why start now?" Toffee asked waspishly.
Marc thoughtfully rolled up his trousers and got to his feet. Full
length, he was even stranger to look upon than when sitting down.
His coat sleeves hung limp at his sides, extending nearly a foot
beyond his hands; his shirt collar, previously a perfect fit, was now
a perfect scream; his scrawny neck jutted out of it like a wire coat
hanger. When he walked, his shoes shifted loosely about his feet,
making an annoying clattering noise against the floor. Marc Pillsworth,
taken all in all, which really wasn't so very much as things stood, had
suddenly become an offense to both eye and ear. Toffee, who, on the
other hand, had retained a goodly portion of her comeliness, regarded
him with distaste.
"If we ever get out of this, pitcher ears," she said, "I hope you have
to go through your adolescence again."
* * * * *
Suddenly they both jumped as the door opened and Memphis' head jutted
into the room. The secretary opened her mouth to say something, then
froze, goggle-eyed. She stared blankly at Marc and Toffee, and they,
for want of anything better, simply stared back. There was a long
moment of super-charged silence before Memphis found her voice.
"Wh ... ," she said weakly. "Where's Mr. Pillsworth?"
Toffee laughed bitterly. "That jerk," she murmured.
Memphis smiled stiffly. "I don't know how you got in here, honey," she
said with false sweetness, "but you really shouldn't be here; this is a
business office."
"You're telling me?" Toffee said. "I'm the kid that got the business in
it."
Memphis cleared her throat. "Now why don't you just tell me where Mr.
Pillsworth has gone and then run along and play?"
Toffee turned to Marc. "Listen to that overstuffed tomato giving us
the rush act," she said. She cast glittering eyes toward Memphis. "For
two cents I'd come over there and hammer your big thick shins for you.
And if you don't clear out I may decide to do it for free. Beat it
yourself. You're bothering us."
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