But the doctor's savage mien did not phase Mr. Conne in the least, for
he sauntered up to him with a friendly and familiar air, though Tom was
trembling all over.
"Excuse me, would you oblige me with the time?" Mr. Conne said
pleasantly.
The stranger wheeled about suddenly with a very pronounced military air
and looked at his questioner.
"The time? Yes, sir," he said, with brisk formality and taking out his
watch. "It is just half-past six."
Mr. Conne drew out his own watch and looked at it for a moment as if
perplexed. "Then one of us is about an hour out of the way," he said
sociably, while Tom stood by in anxious suspense. "According to the
alarm clock down in the store-room, I guess _you're_ right," he added.
"What?" said the passenger, disconcerted.
"According to the time-bomb down below," repeated Mr. Conne, still
sociably but with a keen, searching look. "What's the matter? You
suffering from nerves, Doctor?"
The sudden thrust, enveloped in Mr. Conne's easy manner, had indeed
taken the doctor almost off his feet.
"I do not understand you, sir," he said, with forbidding dignity and
trying to regain his poise.
"Well, then, I'll explain," said Mr. Conne; "you forgot to set your
watch when you left Cleveland, Doc, so there won't be any explosion down
below at nine o'clock, and there won't be any at all--so don't worry."
He worked his cigar over into the corner of his mouth and looked up at
his victim in a tantalizing manner, waiting. And he was not
disappointed, for in the angry tirade which the passenger uttered it
became very apparent that he was a foreigner. Mr. Conne seemed quietly
amused.
[Illustration: "ACCORDING TO THE ALARM CLOCK DOWN IN THE STORE-ROOM, I
GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT." Page 144]
"Doc," said he sociably, almost confidentially, "I believe if it hadn't
been for this youngster here, you'd have gotten away with it. It's too
bad about your watch being slow--German reservists and ex-army officers
ought to remember when they're traveling that this is a wide country and
that East is East and West is West, as old brother Kipling says. When
you're coming across Uncle Sam's backyard to blow up ships, it's
customary to put your watch an hour ahead in Cleveland, Doc. Didn't they
tell you that? Where's all your German efficiency? Here's a wideawake
young American youngster got you beaten to a stand-still----"
"This is abominable!" roared the man.
"Say that again, Doc," laughed Mr. Conne. "I like the way you say it
when you're mad. So that's why you didn't get off the ship in time last
night, eh?" he added, with a touch of severity. "Watch slow! Bah! You're
a bungler, Doc! First you let your watch get you into a tight place,
then you let it give you away.
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