He shook his head, smiling. “No, no. I never trust my plans in full
to any of the construction-works people. I may have my wings built
in one shop, the cabin-boat in another, or the prow in a third. And,
of course, we shall buy the motors outright. No, no. An invention is
like a doctor’s prescription. When it is put together it takes a
pretty good analyst to discover the ingredients. And the parts of an
invention have to be assembled by the mind that dreamed out the whole
contraption.”
“Dear me,” sighed Mary, “I wish some doctor had a prescription that
would help father.”
“I wish so, too!” cried Tom heartily. “When does the specialist
arrive?”
“Dr. Raddiker?”
“Is that his name?”
“Yes. Some kind of a foreigner. A very learned man, I believe,”
Mary said, with rising confidence. “What Dr. Goslap tells mother
and me about him encourages us vastly. Dr. Raddiker is a great
diagnostician.”
“Wonder what sort of a doctor this fellow needs who is coming along
the road?” demanded Tom suddenly. “He’ll have that car climbing the
telephone poles next.”
“Goodness, Tom!” cried Mary, likewise seeing the eccentrically acting
car ahead of them, and evidently heading for Shopton. “He’ll have it
in the ditch next.”
“Great Scott!” shouted Tom. “That’s exactly where he has got it!”
At that moment the car ahead backed around into the hedge on one side
of the highway and then shot across the road and plunged, nose-first,
into the deep ditch on the other side, which was here undefended by
a railing. Tom and Mary heard a wild shout for “Hellup!” and then an
explosion of phrases that the young inventor was glad were uttered in
some foreign tongue, for he feared that they were not polite enough
for Mary’s ear.
Tom Swift speeded up his runabout and they reached the scene of the
accident just as the awkward chauffeur was crawling out of the mud.
The nose of the car was buried in the mire and the occupant of the
tonneau of the car was struggling with the door while he ejaculated
in broken English:
“Hellup! Why for did I let such a dumbskull drive de car? Ach!
I should be shot for my foolishness, undt he should be hung for
inefficiency. Yah! Hellup!”
Mary hopped out of Tom’s car quickly and ran to help the excited
stranger open the door of the closed car. But Tom turned his
attention to the chauffeur. Nothing could be done for the car itself,
he saw at a glance, on its own power.
“Hi!” Tom shouted to the fellow in the ditch. “Go back and shut off
your engine. She is heading for China right now. Want her to go
there?”
“She can go to perdition for all of me!” grumbled the mud-covered
chauffeur. “She’s got the Old Boy in her.”
“For vy you call it me names?” demanded the passenger, indignantly,
just then bursting out of the motor-car. He was a bushy-headed man
with owl-like spectacles and evidently the possessor of a querulous
temper. “He is most insulting! Undt he is the worst driver I ever
had. Dumbskull!”
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