Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905Various
Religion
Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
“Well, we put in several long hours of waiting, and then two men returned
and said reinforcements were needed, as the men had discovered a large
village a few miles inland, which they didn’t dare to attack alone.
“‘Guess you’d better let some of the passengers chip into this game now,’
advised Tib.
“The Captain began to rave again, but, seeing that the men left were
needed in making repairs, he had to give in. Just then some more of the
crew came back to the beach and, once aboard, panted that the colored
folk were getting aggressive and wouldn’t even wait to be attacked.
“‘To the boats, men!’ cried the Captain, while the steward served out
howitzers.
“Before the order could be obeyed the officers and the rest of the gang
rushed down to the beach. Their news was worst of all. They said the
heathens had produced Her Lordship in view of all and had threatened to
kill her if her friends didn’t beat a retreat.
“‘If we show violence she’s lost,’ sobbed one of the men.
“The Captain was dazed. He was brave enough and would gladly fight to
the last gasp; but he didn’t want to recover Miss Mary dead. He tried
to mumble something about strategy, and Tib caught it. It was the
psychological moment for him.
“‘If you’ll turn the management of this show over to me I’ll go and get
her,’ he said simply.
“Some jeered him in wild anger, some eyed him in amazement, and others
were ready to grasp at any suggestion.
“‘I mean it,’ he repeated firmly, drawing up his fat form and beginning
to radiate heart waves. ‘Force will avail nothing, except to kill the
lady. Do as I say and let the galleries back me and a few of my men, and
I honestly believe we can turn the riffle.’
“Discipline was lost sight of as all clamored for pointers. ‘Hoist up a
few mowing machines from the hold, drop twice as many horses over into
the surf, while the carpenters are knocking together a float. Then ferry
the grass clippers ashore and have your mechanics put them together.
That’s the scenario.’
“Some said he was crazy, but I believed he could fill his hand if they
let him alone, and the Captain asked if he intended to palm off the
mowers as machine guns.
“‘If they can’t recognize a mowing machine you don’t expect ’em to be
conversant with Maxims, do you?’ groaned Tib. ‘No; I’ll play ’em as
mowing machines and win out at that. I believe they’ll be big medicine
with the natives.’
“Of course the Captain pooh-poohed the scheme. He said the niggers would
kill the lass before the paraphernalia could be thrown together.
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