Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905Various
Religion
Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
“‘And while you’re doing nothing and can think of nothing to do, they
may kill her,’ cried Tib. ‘And her blood be upon your head! Mine is the
only plan that’s been advanced, and it is practical. It’s unusual, but
you can’t impress these folks with shotguns. It’s got to be something
new in the way of scenic effect. If I had an airship I’d use that. But I
haven’t. We can use the mowing machines and stagger the banditti. We can
start in three hours if you’ll only give the word. Besides, I shall want
the full chorus to follow with their batteries. You lose nothing, unless
it be me and some of my friends and the machines.’
“‘Hoist ’em up,’ commanded the Captain, and the gang caught Tib’s
enthusiasm.
“‘Now, who’s game for a little romp?’ asked Tib gently of us actors, his
brown eyes collecting in two needle points. ‘I want my own men for the
leading parts in this deal. Now, who’s game?’
“Of course I said I was, as I owed him poker money. Little Eva’s husband
said if he could have one more drink he’d play tag with the devil, and
Uncle Tom was on if he didn’t have to black up. Tib wanted one more
operator, and a young fellow that was coming out to hold down a stool in
his father’s branch house in Sydney agreed to chip in if he could have
time to write something sad to his parents. Tib reminded him the postman
wouldn’t have time to collect the mail before we returned, and so the
five of us made ready. The Captain ached to go, but Tib reminded him he
must take command of the rear-guard.
“I was for grabbing up a papaw root and dashing blindly into the weeds,
but Tib held us all back as he outlined his scheme more fully. The mowing
machines would dazzle the natives, he contended, and while he and his
men were trifling with the aborigines’ superstitions the Captain and
his bullies were to rush in, surround the captive, or else cover Tib’s
retreat, once he had rescued her. And say! You never saw men work as did
those boys on the _Kalanke_. The donkey engine was mounted in a trice and
the big crates, containing the mowing machines, intended for peaceful
pastoral scenes, were yanked out on deck. By that time the carpenters
had put a raft together and the clippers were soon ashore with a bevy of
mechanics impatiently waiting to get in their work. When the different
parts of the machines had been assembled and joined each to his neighbor,
some half-crazed draft horses came through the surf and were promptly
caught. Then boxes of harness were ripped open, and there we were, as gay
a cluster of charioteers as you would meet with outside a star production
of ‘Ben Hur.’
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