Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905Various
Religion
Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
“Tib, as the head Mazeppa, jumped onto the first auto completed and
tested the gearing. Then with his hat tipped jauntily over his right ear
he reminded the Captain that the crew should loiter not too far in the
rear, but always out of sight of the enemy, until we gave the signal to
advance, three pistol shots. Then he cried, ‘Cutter bars up!’ and away we
clanked around the base of the low hill.
“We had received tips as to the course to take, and it would
have done your heart good, sir, could you have seen us in that
bringing-in-the-sheaves effect. We only needed wide-brimmed straw hats,
with handkerchiefs knotted carelessly about our throats, to be the
village heroes in the average rural melodrama.
“The land, lucky for us, lay flat and hard baked by the sun, once we
were around the hill. Then Tib’s good sense in picking his own men was
demonstrated. Always in the lead as we trundled over the hard ground,
he had only to move his hand to cause us to catch the signal and obey.
Back of us, scuttling through the occasional brush, was our bodyguard,
and the glint of the sun on the gun metal was a wonderful antidote for
homesickness. In advance a fringe of woods told where the English girl
was held captive. We expected to encounter outposts, but I reckon the foe
measured our love for a woman by their own standard and couldn’t conceive
of a man risking his life to save a squaw.
“At last we struck the shade and sure enough found a broad avenue between
the trees, just as the boatswain had mapped out. Then came another level
stretch, only not so long as the first, bounded by a slight rise. It was
just beyond this that the village was located. We approached as slyly
as we could and cautiously gained the top without being interrupted.
Just below us was the encampment, consisting of several scores of low
huts. They were arranged like the spokes of a wheel, with broad streets
radiating from the centre. The voters were having a big powwow, and they
made so much noise that they had failed to catch the sound of our steeds
or wheels.
“‘Now, children, list,’ commanded Tib. ‘I’m going to drive straight
ahead. Billy will wend his way to the right and pick up the first spoor,
followed by Simon Legree, who takes the second trail. Uncle Tom takes
the first left aisle, followed by young Add Six and Carry Two. And we’ll
form a cluster, God willing, in the centre of the exposition, where there
seems to be a commodious green. Attention! Cutter bars down! Forward,
trot!’
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