England -- Fiction; Patent medicines -- Marketing -- Fiction; Pharmaceutical industry -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
We had a sort of endless band of bottles sliding along an inclined
glass trough made slippery with running water. At one end a girl held
them up to the light, put aside any that were imperfect and placed the
others in the trough; the filling was automatic; at the other end a
girl slipped in the cork and drove it home with a little mallet. Each
tank, the little one for the vivifying ingredients and the big one for
distilled water, had a level indicator, and inside I had a float
arrangement that stopped the slide whenever either had sunk too low.
Another girl stood ready with my machine to label the corked bottles
and hand them to the three packers, who slipped them into their outer
papers and put them, with a pad of corrugated paper between each pair,
into a little groove from which they could be made to slide neatly into
position in our standard packing-case. It sounds wild, I know, but I
believe I was the first man in the city of London to pack patent
medicines through the side of the packing-case, to discover there was a
better way in than by the lid. Our cases packed themselves,
practically; had only to be put into position on a little wheeled tray
and when full pulled to the lift that dropped them to the men
downstairs, who padded up the free space and nailed on top and side.
Our girls, moreover, packed with corrugated paper and matchbook-wood
box partitions when everybody else was using expensive young men to
pack through the top of the box with straw, many breakages and much
waste and confusion.
II
As I look back at them now, those energetic years seem all compacted to
a year or so; from the days of our first hazardous beginning in
Farringdon Street with barely a thousand pounds’ worth of stuff or
credit all told—and that got by something perilously like snatching—to
the days when my uncle went to the public on behalf of himself and me
(one-tenth share) and our silent partners, the drug wholesalers and the
printing people and the owner of that group of magazines and
newspapers, to ask with honest confidence for £150,000. Those silent
partners were remarkably sorry, I know, that they had not taken larger
shares and given us longer credit when the subscriptions came pouring
in. My uncle had a clear half to play with (including the one-tenth
understood to be mine).
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