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On the whole I am glad that I saw so much as I did of Bladesover—if for
no other reason than because seeing it when I did, quite naively,
believing in it thoroughly, and then coming to analyse it, has enabled
me to understand much that would be absolutely incomprehensible in the
structure of English society. Bladesover is, I am convinced, the clue
to almost all that is distinctively British and perplexing to the
foreign inquirer in England and the English-speaking peoples. Grasp
firmly that England was all Bladesover two hundred years ago; that it
has had Reform Acts indeed, and such—like changes of formula, but no
essential revolution since then; that all that is modern and different
has come in as a thing intruded or as a gloss upon this predominant
formula, either impertinently or apologetically; and you will perceive
at once the reasonableness, the necessity, of that snobbishness which
is the distinctive quality of English thought. Everybody who is not
actually in the shadow of a Bladesover is as it were perpetually
seeking after lost orientations. We have never broken with our
tradition, never even symbolically hewed it to pieces, as the French
did in quivering fact in the Terror. But all the organizing ideas have
slackened, the old habitual bonds have relaxed or altogether come
undone. And America too, is, as it were, a detached, outlying part of
that estate which has expanded in queer ways. George Washington,
Esquire, was of the gentlefolk, and he came near being a King. It was
Plutarch, you know, and nothing intrinsically American that prevented
George Washington being a King....
IV
I hated teatime in the housekeeper’s room more than anything else at
Bladesover. And more particularly I hated it when Mrs. Mackridge and
Mrs. Booch and Mrs. Latude-Fernay were staying in the house. They were,
all three of them, pensioned-off servants.
Old friends of Lady Drew’s had rewarded them posthumously for a
prolonged devotion to their minor comforts, and Mrs. Booch was also
trustee for a favourite Skye terrier. Every year Lady Drew gave them an
invitation—a reward and encouragement of virtue with especial reference
to my mother and Miss Fison, the maid. They sat about in black and
shiny and flouncey clothing adorned with gimp and beads, eating great
quantities of cake, drinking much tea in a stately manner and
reverberating remarks.
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