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“We’ve got to bring the Home Up to Date? That’s my idee, George. We got
to make a civilised domestic machine out of these relics of barbarism.
I’m going to hunt up inventors, make a corner in d’mestic ideas.
Everything. Balls of string that won’t dissolve into a tangle, and gum
that won’t dry into horn. See? Then after conveniences—beauty. Beauty,
George! All these few things ought to be made fit to look at; it’s your
aunt’s idea, that. Beautiful jam-pots! Get one of those new art chaps
to design all the things they make ugly now. Patent carpet-sweepers by
these greenwood chaps, housemaid’s boxes it’ll be a pleasure to fall
over—rich coloured house-flannels. Zzzz. Pails, f’rinstance. Hang ’em
up on the walls like warming-pans. All the polishes and things in such
tins—you’ll want to cuddle ’em, George! See the notion? ‘Sted of all
the silly ugly things we got.”...
We had some magnificent visions; they so affected me that when I passed
ironmongers and oil-shops they seemed to me as full of promise as trees
in late winter, flushed with the effort to burst into leaf and
flower.... And really we did do much towards that very brightness these
shops display. They were dingy things in the eighties compared to what
our efforts have made them now, grey quiet displays.
Well, I don’t intend to write down here the tortuous financial history
of Moggs’ Limited, which was our first development of Moggs and Sons;
nor will I tell very much of how from that we spread ourselves with a
larger and larger conception throughout the chandlery and minor
ironmongery, how we became agents for this little commodity, partners
in that, got a tentacle round the neck of a specialised manufacturer or
so, secured a pull upon this or that supply of raw material, and so
prepared the way for our second flotation, Domestic Utilities; “Do it,”
they reordered it in the city. And then came the reconstruction of
Tono-Bungay, and then “Household services” and the Boom!
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