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That sort of development is not to be told in detail in a novel. I
have, indeed, told much of it elsewhere. It is to be found set out at
length, painfully at length, in my uncle’s examination and mine in the
bankruptcy proceedings, and in my own various statements after his
death. Some people know everything in that story, some know it all too
well, most do not want the details, it is the story of a man of
imagination among figures, and unless you are prepared to collate
columns of pounds, shillings and pence, compare dates and check
additions, you will find it very unmeaning and perplexing. And after
all, you wouldn’t find the early figures so much wrong as _strained_.
In the matter of Moggs and Do Ut, as in the first Tono-Bungay promotion
and in its reconstruction, we left the court by city standards without
a stain on our characters. The great amalgamation of Household Services
was my uncle’s first really big-scale enterprise and his first display
of bolder methods: for this we bought back Do Ut, Moggs (going strong
with a seven per cent. dividend) and acquired Skinnerton’s polishes,
the Riffleshaw properties and the Runcorn’s mincer and coffee-mill
business. To that Amalgamation I was really not a party; I left it to
my uncle because I was then beginning to get keen upon the soaring
experiments I had taken on from the results then to hand of Lilienthal,
Pilcher and the Wright brothers. I was developing a glider into a
flyer. I meant to apply power to this glider as soon as I could work
out one or two residual problems affecting the longitudinal stability.
I knew that I had a sufficiently light motor in my own modification of
Bridger’s light turbine, but I knew too that until I had cured my
aeroplane of a tendency demanding constant alertness from me, a
tendency to jerk up its nose at unexpected moments and slide back upon
me, the application of an engine would be little short of suicide.
But that I will tell about later. The point I was coming to was that I
did not realise until after the crash how recklessly my uncle had kept
his promise of paying a dividend of over eight per cent. on the
ordinary shares of that hugely over-capitalised enterprise, Household
Services.
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