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To begin with, Gordon-Nasmyth was inclined to be dramatic.
“Look here,” he said when he first came in, shutting the door rather
carefully behind him as he spoke, “do you two men—yes or no—want to put
up six thousand—for—a clear good chance of fifteen hundred per cent. on
your money in a year?”
“We’re always getting chances like that,” said my uncle, cocking his
cigar offensively, wiping his glasses and tilting his chair back. “We
stick to a safe twenty.”
Gordon-Nasmyth’s quick temper showed in a slight stiffening of his
attitude.
“Don’t you believe him,” said I, getting up before he could reply.
“You’re different, and I know your books. We’re very glad you’ve come
to us. Confound it, uncle! Its Gordon-Nasmyth! Sit down. What is it?
Minerals?”
“Quap,” said Gordon-Nasmyth, fixing his eye on me, “in heaps.”
“In heaps,” said my uncle softly, with his glasses very oblique.
“You’re only fit for the grocery,” said Gordon-Nasmyth scornfully,
sitting down and helping himself to one of my uncle’s cigars. “I’m
sorry I came. But, still, now I’m here.... And first as to quap; quap,
sir, is the most radio-active stuff in the world. That’s quap! It’s a
festering mass of earths and heavy metals, polonium, radium, ythorium,
thorium, carium, and new things, too. There’s a stuff called
Xk—provisionally. There they are, mucked up together in a sort of
rotting sand. What it is, how it got made, I don’t know. It’s like as
if some young creator had been playing about there. There it lies in
two heaps, one small, one great, and the world for miles about it is
blasted and scorched and dead. You can have it for the getting. You’ve
got to take it—that’s all!”
“That sounds all right,” said I. “Have you samples?”
“Well—_should_ I? You can have anything—up to two ounces.”
“Where is it?”...
His blue eye smiled at me and scrutinised me. He smoked and was
fragmentary for a time, fending off my questions; then his story began
to piece itself together. He conjured up a vision of this strange
forgotten kink in the world’s littoral, of the long meandering channels
that spread and divaricate and spend their burden of mud and silt
within the thunderbelt of Atlantic surf, of the dense tangled
vegetation that creeps into the shimmering water with root and sucker.
He gave a sense of heat and a perpetual reek of vegetable decay, and
told how at last comes a break among these things, an arena fringed
with bone-white dead trees, a sight of the hard-blue sea line beyond
the dazzling surf and a wide desolation of dirty shingle and mud,
bleached and scarred.... A little way off among charred dead weeds
stands the abandoned station,—abandoned because every man who stayed
two months at that station stayed to die, eaten up mysteriously like a
leper with its dismantled sheds and its decaying pier of wormrotten and
oblique piles and planks, still insecurely possible.
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