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Well, so it was we Boomed, and for four years and a half we lived a
life of mingled substance and moonshine. Until our particular
unsoundness overtook us we went about in the most magnificent of
motor-cars upon tangible high roads, made ourselves conspicuous and
stately in splendid houses, ate sumptuously and had a perpetual stream
of notes and money trickling into our pockets; hundreds of thousands of
men and women respected us, saluted us and gave us toil and honour; I
asked, and my worksheets rose, my aeroplanes swooped out of nothingness
to scare the downland pe-wits; my uncle waved his hand and Lady Grove
and all its associations of chivalry and ancient peace were his; waved
again, and architects were busy planning the great palace he never
finished at Crest Hill and an army of folkmen gathered to do his
bidding, blue marble came from Canada, and timber from New Zealand; and
beneath it all, you know, there was nothing but fictitious values as
evanescent as rainbow gold.
IV
I pass the Hardingham ever and again and glance aside through the great
archway at the fountain and the ferns, and think of those receding days
when I was so near the centre of our eddy of greed and enterprise. I
see again my uncle’s face, white and intent, and hear him discourse,
hear him make consciously Napoleonic decisions, “grip” his nettles, put
his “finger on the spot,” “bluff,” say “snap.” He became particularly
addicted to the last idiom. Towards the end every conceivable act took
the form of saying “snap!”
The odd fish that came to us! And among others came Gordon-Nasmyth,
that queer blend of romance and illegality who was destined to drag me
into the most irrelevant adventure in my life the Mordet Island affair;
and leave me, as they say, with blood upon my hands. It is remarkable
how little it troubles my conscience and how much it stirs my
imagination, that particular memory of the life I took. The story of
Mordet Island has been told in a government report and told all wrong;
there are still excellent reasons for leaving it wrong in places, but
the liveliest appeals of discretion forbid my leaving it out
altogether.
I’ve still the vividest memory of Gordon-Nasmyth’s appearance in the
inner sanctum, a lank, sunburnt person in tweeds with a yellow-brown
hatchet face and one faded blue eye—the other was a closed and sunken
lid—and how he told us with a stiff affectation of ease his incredible
story of this great heap of quap that lay abandoned or undiscovered on
the beach behind Mordet’s Island among white dead mangroves and the
black ooze of brackish water.
“What’s quap?” said my uncle on the fourth repetition of the word.
“They call it quap, or quab, or quabb,” said Gordon-Nasmyth; “but our
relations weren’t friendly enough to get the accent right....
“But there the stuff is for the taking. They don’t know about it.
Nobody knows about it. I got down to the damned place in a canoe alone.
The boys wouldn’t come. I pretended to be botanising.” ...
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