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So far my history of my aunt and uncle has dealt chiefly with his
industrial and financial exploits. But side by side with that history
of inflation from the infinitesimal to the immense is another
development, the change year by year from the shabby impecuniosity of
the Camden Town lodging to the lavish munificence of the Crest Hill
marble staircase and my aunt’s golden bed, the bed that was facsimiled
from Fontainebleau. And the odd thing is that as I come to this nearer
part of my story I find it much more difficult to tell than the clear
little perspective memories of the earlier days. Impressions crowd upon
one another and overlap one another; I was presently to fall in love
again, to be seized by a passion to which I still faintly respond, a
passion that still clouds my mind. I came and went between Ealing and
my aunt and uncle, and presently between Effie and clubland, and then
between business and a life of research that became far more
continuous, infinitely more consecutive and memorable than any of these
other sets of experiences. I didn’t witness a regular social progress
therefore; my aunt and uncle went up in the world, so far as I was
concerned, as if they were displayed by an early cinematograph, with
little jumps and flickers.
As I recall this side of our life, the figure of my round-eyes,
button-nosed, pink-and-white Aunt Susan tends always to the central
position. We drove the car and sustained the car, she sat in it with a
magnificent variety of headgear poised upon her delicate neck, and
always with that faint ghost of a lisp no misspelling can
render—commented on and illuminated the new aspects.
I’ve already sketched the little home behind the Wimblehurst chemist’s
shop, the lodging near the Cobden statue, and the apartments in Gower
Street. Thence my aunt and uncle went into a flat in Redgauntlet
Mansions. There they lived when I married. It was a compact flat, with
very little for a woman to do in it In those days my aunt, I think,
used to find the time heavy upon her hands, and so she took to books
and reading, and after a time even to going to lectures in the
afternoon. I began to find unexpected books upon her table:
sociological books, travels, Shaw’s plays. “Hullo!” I said, at the
sight of some volume of the latter.
“I’m keeping a mind, George,” she explained.
“Eh?”
“Keeping a mind. Dogs I never cared for. It’s been a toss-up between
setting up a mind and setting up a soul. It’s jolly lucky for Him and
you it’s a mind. I’ve joined the London Library, and I’m going in for
the Royal Institution and every blessed lecture that comes along next
winter. You’d better look out.”...
And I remember her coming in late one evening with a note-book in her
hand.
“Where ya been, Susan?” said my uncle.
“Birkbeck—Physiology. I’m getting on.” She sat down and took off her
gloves. “You’re just glass to me,” she sighed, and then in a note of
grave reproach: “You old _Package!_ I had no idea! The Things you’ve
kept from me!”
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