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Presently they were setting; up the house at Beckengham, and my aunt
intermitted her intellectual activities. The house at Beckengham was
something of an enterprise for them at that time, a reasonably large
place by the standards of the early years of Tono-Bungay. It was a big,
rather gaunt villa, with a conservatory and a shrubbery, a tennis-lawn,
a quite considerable vegetable garden, and a small disused coach-house.
I had some glimpses of the excitements of its inauguration, but not
many because of the estrangement between my aunt and Marion.
My aunt went into that house with considerable zest, and my uncle
distinguished himself by the thoroughness with which he did the
repainting and replumbing. He had all the drains up and most of the
garden with them, and stood administrative on heaps—administrating
whisky to the workmen. I found him there one day, most Napoleonic, on a
little Elba of dirt, in an atmosphere that defies print. He also, I
remember, chose what he considered cheerful contrasts of colours for
the painting of the woodwork. This exasperated my aunt extremely—she
called him a “Pestilential old Splosher” with an unusual note of
earnestness—and he also enraged her into novelties of abuse by giving
each bedroom the name of some favourite hero—Cliff, Napoleon, Cæsar,
and so forth—and having it painted on the door in gilt letters on a
black label. “Martin Luther” was kept for me. Only her respect for
domestic discipline, she said, prevented her retaliating with “Old
Pondo” on the housemaid’s cupboard.
Also he went and ordered one of the completest sets of garden
requisites I have ever seen—and had them all painted a hard clear blue.
My aunt got herself large tins of a kindlier hued enamel and had
everything secretly recoated, and this done, she found great joy in the
garden and became an ardent rose grower and herbaceous borderer,
leaving her Mind, indeed, to damp evenings and the winter months. When
I think of her at Beckenham, I always think first of her as dressed in
that blue cotton stuff she affected, with her arms in huge gauntleted
gardening gloves, a trowel in one hand and a small but no doubt hardy
and promising annual, limp and very young-looking and sheepish, in the
other.
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