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I seem to remember my uncle taking to shopping quite suddenly. In the
Beckenham days and in the early Chiselhurst days he was chiefly
interested in getting money, and except for his onslaught on the
Beckenham house, bothered very little about his personal surroundings
and possessions. I forget now when the change came and he began to
spend. Some accident must have revealed to him this new source of
power, or some subtle shifting occurred in the tissues of his brain. He
began to spend and “shop.” So soon as he began to shop, he began to
shop violently. He began buying pictures, and then, oddly enough, old
clocks. For the Chiselhurst house he bought nearly a dozen grandfather
clocks and three copper warming pans. After that he bought much
furniture. Then he plunged into art patronage, and began to commission
pictures and to make presents to churches and institutions. His buying
increased with a regular acceleration. Its development was a part of
the mental changes that came to him in the wild excitements of the last
four years of his ascent. Towards the climax he was a furious spender;
he shopped with large unexpected purchases, he shopped like a mind
seeking expression, he shopped to astonish and dismay; shopped
_crescendo_, shopped _fortissimo, con molto espressione_ until the
magnificent smash of Crest Hill eroded his shopping for ever. Always it
was he who shopped. My aunt did not shine as a purchaser. It is a
curious thing, due to I know not what fine strain in her composition,
that my aunt never set any great store upon possessions. She plunged
through that crowded bazaar of Vanity Fair during those feverish years,
spending no doubt freely and largely, but spending with detachment and
a touch of humorous contempt for the things, even the “old” things,
that money can buy. It came to me suddenly one afternoon just how
detached she was, as I saw her going towards the Hardingham, sitting
up, as she always did, rather stiffly in her electric brougham,
regarding the glittering world with interested and ironically innocent
blue eyes from under the brim of a hat that defied comment. “No one,” I
thought, “would sit so apart if she hadn’t dreams—and what are her
dreams?”
I’d never thought.
And I remember, too, an outburst of scornful description after she had
lunched with a party of women at the Imperial Cosmic Club. She came
round to my rooms on the chance of finding me there, and I gave her
tea. She professed herself tired and cross, and flung herself into my
chair....
“George,” she cried, “the Things women are! Do _I_ stink of money?”
“Lunching?” I asked.
She nodded.
“Plutocratic ladies?”
“Yes.”
“Oriental type?”
“Oh! Like a burst hareem!... Bragging of possessions.... They feel you.
They feel your clothes, George, to see if they are good!”
I soothed her as well as I could. “They _are_ Good aren’t they?” I
said.
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