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“I say he’s good stuff,” said my uncle. “You can say what you like
against the aristocracy, George; Lord Carnaby’s rattling good stuff.
There’s a sort of _Savoir Faire_, something—it’s an old-fashioned
phrase, George, but a good one there’s a Bong-Tong.... It’s like the
Oxford turf, George, you can’t grow it in a year. I wonder how they do
it. It’s living always on a Scale, George. It’s being there from the
beginning.”...
“She might,” I said to myself, “be a picture by Romney come alive!”
“They tell all these stories about him,” said my uncle, “but what do
they all amount to?”
“Gods!” I said to myself; “but why have I forgotten for so long? Those
queer little brows of hers, the touch of mischief in her eyes—the way
she breaks into a smile!”
“I don’t blame him,” said my uncle. “Mostly it’s imagination. That and
leisure, George. When I was a young man I was kept pretty busy. So were
you. Even then—!”
What puzzled me more particularly was the queer trick of my memory that
had never recalled anything vital of Beatrice whatever when I met
Garvell again that had, indeed, recalled nothing except a boyish
antagonism and our fight. Now when my senses were full of her, it
seemed incredible that I could ever have forgotten....
III
“Oh, Crikey!” said my aunt, reading a letter behind her coffee-machine.
“_Here’s_ a young woman, George!”
We were breakfasting together in the big window bay at Lady Grove that
looks upon the iris beds; my uncle was in London.
I sounded an interrogative note and decapitated an egg.
“Who’s Beatrice Normandy?” asked my aunt. “I’ve not heard of her
before.”
“She the young woman?”
“Yes. Says she knows you. I’m no hand at old etiquette, George, but her
line is a bit unusual. Practically she says she’s going to make her
mother—”
“Eh? Step-mother, isn’t it?”
“You seem to know a lot about her. She says ‘mother’—Lady Osprey.
They’re to call on me, anyhow, next Wednesday week at four, and there’s
got to be you for tea.”
“Eh?”
“You—for tea.
“H’m. She had rather—force of character. When I knew her before.”
I became aware of my aunt’s head sticking out obliquely from behind the
coffee-machine and regarding me with wide blue curiosity. I met her
gaze for a moment, flinched, coloured, and laughed.
“I’ve known her longer than I’ve known you,” I said, and explained at
length.
My aunt kept her eye on me over and round the coffee-machine as I did
so. She was greatly interested, and asked several elucidatory
questions.
“Why didn’t you tell me the day you saw her? You’ve had her on your
mind for a week,” she said.
“It IS odd I didn’t tell you,” I admitted.
“You thought I’d get a Down on her,” said my aunt conclusively. “That’s
what you thought” and opened the rest of her letters.
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