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We would go on in silence for a space while he revised and restated
that encounter. Then he would break out abruptly with some banal
phrase.
“The Battle of Life, George, my boy,” he would cry, or “Ups and Downs!”
He ignored or waived the poor little attempts I made to ascertain my
own position. “That’s all right,” he would say; or, “Leave all that to
me. _I’ll_ look after them.” And he would drift away towards the
philosophy and moral of the situation. What was I to do?
“Never put all your resources into one chance, George; that’s the
lesson I draw from this. Have forces in reserve. It was a hundred to
one, George, that I was right—a hundred to one. I worked it out
afterwards. And here we are spiked on the off-chance. If I’d have only
kept back a little, I’d have had it on U.P. next day, like a shot, and
come out on the rise. There you are!”
His thoughts took a graver turn.
“It’s where you’ll bump up against Chance like this, George, that you
feel the need of religion. Your hard-and-fast scientific men—your
Spencers and Huxleys—they don’t understand that. I do. I’ve thought of
it a lot lately—in bed and about. I was thinking of it this morning
while I shaved. It’s not irreverent for me to say it, I hope—but God
comes in on the off-chance, George. See? Don’t you be too cocksure of
anything, good or bad. That’s what I make out of it. I could have
sworn. Well, do you think I—particular as I am—would have touched those
Union Pacifics with trust money at all, if I hadn’t thought it a
thoroughly good thing—good without spot or blemish?... And it was bad!
“It’s a lesson to me. You start in to get a hundred percent. and you
come out with that. It means, in a way, a reproof for Pride. I’ve
thought of that, George—in the Night Watches. I was thinking this
morning when I was shaving, that that’s where the good of it all comes
in. At the bottom I’m a mystic in these affairs. You calculate you’re
going to do this or that, but at bottom who knows at all _what_ he’s
doing? When you most think you’re doing things, they’re being done
right over your head. _You’re_ being done—in a sense. Take a hundred-to
one chance, or one to a hundred—what does it matter? You’re being Led.”
It’s odd that I heard this at the time with unutterable contempt, and
now that I recall it—well, I ask myself, what have I got better?
“I wish,” said I, becoming for a moment outrageous, “_you_ were being
Led to give me some account of my money, uncle.”
“Not without a bit of paper to figure on, George, I can’t. But you
trust me about that never fear. You trust me.”
And in the end I had to.
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