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I think the bankruptcy hit my aunt pretty hard. There was, so far as I
can remember now, a complete cessation of all those cheerful outbreaks
of elasticity, no more skylarking in the shop nor scampering about the
house. But there was no fuss that I saw, and only little signs in her
complexion of the fits of weeping that must have taken her. She didn’t
cry at the end, though to me her face with its strain of
self-possession was more pathetic than any weeping. “Well” she said to
me as she came through the shop to the cab, “Here’s old orf, George!
Orf to Mome number two! Good-bye!” And she took me in her arms and
kissed me and pressed me to her. Then she dived straight for the cab
before I could answer her.
My uncle followed, and he seemed to me a trifle too valiant and
confident in his bearing for reality. He was unusually white in the
face. He spoke to his successor at the counter. “Here we go!” he said.
“One down, the other up. You’ll find it a quiet little business so long
as you run it on quiet lines—a nice quiet little business. There’s
nothing more? No? Well, if you want to know anything write to me. I’ll
always explain fully. Anything—business, place or people. You’ll find
Pil Antibil. a little overstocked by-the-by, I found it soothed my mind
the day before yesterday making ’em, and I made ’em all day. Thousands!
And where’s George? Ah! there you are! I’ll write to you, George,
_fully_, about all that affair. Fully!”
It became clear to me as if for the first time, that I was really
parting from my aunt Susan. I went out on to the pavement and saw her
head craned forward, her wide-open blue eyes and her little face intent
on the shop that had combined for her all the charms of a big doll’s
house and a little home of her very own. “Good-bye!” she said to it and
to me. Our eyes met for a moment—perplexed. My uncle bustled out and
gave a few totally unnecessary directions to the cabman and got in
beside her. “All right?” asked the driver. “Right,” said I; and he woke
up the horse with a flick of his whip. My aunt’s eyes surveyed me
again. “Stick to your old science and things, George, and write and
tell me when they make you a Professor,” she said cheerfully.
She stared at me for a second longer with eyes growing wider and
brighter and a smile that had become fixed, glanced again at the bright
little shop still saying “Ponderevo” with all the emphasis of its
fascia, and then flopped back hastily out of sight of me into the
recesses of the cab. Then it had gone from before me and I beheld Mr.
Snape, the hairdresser, inside his store regarding its departure with a
quiet satisfaction and exchanging smiles and significant headshakes
with Mr. Marbel.
IV
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