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I was left, I say, as part of the lock, stock, and barrel, at
Wimblehurst with my new master, a Mr. Mantell; who plays no part in the
progress of this story except in so far as he effaced my uncle’s
traces. So soon as the freshness of this new personality faded, I began
to find Wimblehurst not only a dull but a lonely place, and to miss my
aunt Susan immensely. The advertisements of the summer terms for Cough
Linctus were removed; the bottles of coloured water—red, green, and
yellow—restored to their places; the horse announcing veterinary
medicine, which my uncle, sizzling all the while, had coloured in
careful portraiture of a Goodwood favourite, rewhitened; and I turned
myself even more resolutely than before to Latin (until the passing of
my preliminary examination enabled me to drop that), and then to
mathematics and science.
There were classes in Electricity and Magnetism at the Grammar School.
I took a little “elementary” prize in that in my first year and a medal
in my third; and in Chemistry and Human Physiology and Sound, Light and
Heat, I did well. There was also a lighter, more discursive subject
called Physiography, in which one ranged among the sciences and
encountered Geology as a process of evolution from Eozoon to Eastry
House, and Astronomy as a record of celestial movements of the most
austere and invariable integrity. I learnt out of badly-written,
condensed little text-books, and with the minimum of experiment, but
still I learnt. Only thirty years ago it was, and I remember I learnt
of the electric light as an expensive, impracticable toy, the telephone
as a curiosity, electric traction as a practical absurdity. There was
no argon, no radium, no phagocytes—at least to my knowledge, and
aluminium was a dear, infrequent metal. The fastest ships in the world
went then at nineteen knots, and no one but a lunatic here and there
ever thought it possible that men might fly.
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