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Then there came and went on these floors over our respectful heads, the
Company; people I rarely saw, but whose tricks and manners were
imitated and discussed by their maids and valets in the housekeeper’s
room and the steward’s room—so that I had them through a medium at
second hand. I gathered that none of the company were really Lady
Drew’s equals, they were greater and lesser after the manner of all
things in our world. Once I remember there was a Prince, with a real
live gentleman in attendance, and that was a little above our customary
levels and excited us all, and perhaps raised our expectations unduly.
Afterwards, Rabbits, the butler, came into my mother’s room downstairs,
red with indignation and with tears in his eyes. “Look at _that!_”
gasped Rabbits. My mother was speechless with horror. _That_ was a
sovereign, a mere sovereign, such as you might get from any commoner!
After Company, I remember, came anxious days, for the poor old women
upstairs were left tired and cross and vindictive, and in a state of
physical and emotional indigestion after their social efforts....
On the lowest fringe of these real Olympians hung the vicarage people,
and next to them came those ambiguous beings who are neither quality
nor subjects. The vicarage people certainly hold a place by themselves
in the typical English scheme; nothing is more remarkable than the
progress the Church has made—socially—in the last two hundred years. In
the early eighteenth century the vicar was rather under than over the
house-steward, and was deemed a fitting match for the housekeeper or
any not too morally discredited discard. The eighteenth century
literature is full of his complaints that he might not remain at table
to share the pie. He rose above these indignities because of the
abundance of younger sons. When I meet the large assumptions of the
contemporary cleric, I am apt to think of these things. It is curious
to note that to-day that down-trodden, organ-playing creature, the
Church of England village Schoolmaster, holds much the same position as
the seventeenth century parson. The doctor in Bladesover ranked below
the vicar but above the “vet,” artists and summer visitors squeezed in
above or below this point according to their appearance and
expenditure, and then in a carefully arranged scale came the tenantry,
the butler and housekeeper, the village shopkeeper, the head keeper,
the cook, the publican, the second keeper, the blacksmith (whose status
was complicated by his daughter keeping the post-office—and a fine hash
she used to make of telegrams too!) the village shopkeeper’s eldest
son, the first footman, younger sons of the village shopkeeper, his
first assistant, and so forth.
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