Top o' the World: A Once Upon a Time TaleSwan, Mark
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Top o' the World: A Once Upon a Time Tale
Swan, Mark
Fantasy fiction; North Pole -- Juvenile fiction
Then for a little while there was a great commotion in the hut. “Oh,
they’ll hurt Fido,” screamed Maida in dismay, but before she could go
to his aid, the door swung open again and the Man with the Bushy Beard
popped out, followed by some more Men with Bushy Beards, and they all
ran away as fast as they could.
“There must be something in there that frightened them,” whispered
Jack, cowering close to the Candy Kid. “I wonder what it could have
been,” was the Candy Kid’s reply. But when they finally plucked up
courage and stole into the hut, there was nothing at all inside to
alarm anybody--and dear gentle Fido sat calmly beside the fire warming
his feet. They looked all through the hut, in every nook and cranny,
but whatever had frightened the Men with the Bushy Beards was gone.
After awhile the Bear curled up in a corner and went to sleep (and
really for such a nice Bear he snored dreadfully), while Maida began
to explore the hut to see if she could find something for supper.
Strange to say she felt a longing for a bowl of wheat and cream such
as they always made her eat at home for breakfast. Her search was
interrupted by the sound of loud and angry voices, and when she ran to
the other end of the hut she was surprised to find the Candy Kid and
Jack-in-the-Box having a most awful quarrel--and what was worse, it
was a quarrel over some lady they both knew though she couldn’t tell
who it was. Jack-in-the-Box was so angry all his machinery clicked and
rattled, and all the sugar had been left out of the Candy Kid’s temper,
for it was anything but sweet.
“You overgrown alarm clock,” he sneered at Jack, “I tell you she liked
me best.”
“Oh, run down, run down,” snapped Jack angrily, “how could she prefer
you? Why, you’re only a lump of glucose and some dye.” And they went
on at a terrible rate saying all sorts of horrid things to each other,
but Maida couldn’t find out who they were quarrelling about, and it
made her feel just a teenty, weenty bit jealous to find there was some
one besides herself they liked, and liked well enough to quarrel over.
Finally the Candy Kid appealed to Maida for aid.
“Where you come from,” he asked, “when two people both like somebody
else what are they?”
“Foolish,” was Maida’s prompt reply.
“No, no,” persisted the Candy Kid, “what do you call them?”
Maida puzzled a moment and let her mind run over some of the romantic
stories she had read. “I know,” she said, “they are called rivals.”
“Then I’m a rival,” said the Candy Kid stoutly.
“So am I,” cried Jack. “Tell me--what do rivals do?”
Maida puzzled over this a moment. “Why, they take pistols or swords and
fight a duel,” she said presently.
“Good,” replied the Candy Kid, “we’ll fight a duel, although I haven’t
the faintest idea what a duel is, or how to fight it.” Then turning to
Jack-in-the-Box he added, “have you a sword in your pocket?”
“Oh, no,” Jack answered quickly.
“Why are you so positive?” inquired the Candy Kid sulkily.
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