Top o' the World: A Once Upon a Time TaleSwan, Mark
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Top o' the World: A Once Upon a Time Tale
Swan, Mark
Fantasy fiction; North Pole -- Juvenile fiction
It took them an hour to tell each other where they had been and what
they did there, and where they were going and what they expected to
do, and you may well believe Maida was glad to see all of them again.
Especially Billy, for Billy was the very nicest boy. Maida was not
very fond of the boys at home. They were always throwing snowballs,
or fighting, or pulling the cat’s tail, or tying tin cans to the poor
dogs. Billy wasn’t a bit like that. The Man with the Growly Voice had
been delayed because he didn’t know the Arctic Circle was an imaginary
line so he had to get a ladder and climb over it, but he had managed
to preserve his can of climate through all his travels and Maida was
delighted to learn she would have his company the rest of the journey.
As for Santa Claus, he was anxious to reclaim Jack-in-the-Box and the
Candy Kid, but they flatly refused to go home until they had finished
the trip with Maida; so Santa decided to take Billy and go too, which
was very nice of him.
“Do you know,” said Jack-in-the-Box, as they all sat about the hotel
office planning the journey, “there is something wrong with my knee.”
“Rheumatism,” said Maida wisely.
“Nonsense,” replied Jack, “how can one have rheumatism in a
ball-bearing? It’s a hot box.”
“What is a hot box?” inquired the Candy Kid, “I never had one.” “Of
course not,” Jack answered, “if you had one you’d melt.”
“I know what a hot box is,” said Maida. “I was on a train once and it
stopped so we all got out to see what was the matter, and we found one
of the axles had got dry and set fire to things, and it was smoking
dreadfully.”
“You’d better go to a doctor,” said Billy solicitously.
“Doctor,” snapped Jack, “what good could _he_ do?” “You’d better send
for a plumber,” advised the Candy Kid.
“No, a plumber won’t do,” said Jack reflectively, “he would only say,
‘I’ll be around to-morrow with a piece of wire,’ and then put in a bill
for more than I’m worth. I am not sure when I’m to be repaired, whether
I go to the jeweler, or the blacksmith.”
Santa Claus put an end to the discussion, by thinking a new knee for
Jack, and as soon as he thought it, why there it was and Jack was as
spry as ever.
Maida wandered about the hotel marvelling at the wonder and beauty of
it. All the bell-boys were Albatrosses and they dusted the chairs with
their wings, and carried satchels in their bills. The elevator boy was
a dear little White Fox, and he invited Maida to take a ride with him.
So she did, and got off at the thirty-ninth story.
“I would take you higher,” barked the Fox, “but the sun is very hot
to-day, and the fortieth-story has just melted.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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