Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the headBarker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
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Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the head
Barker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
Sea stories, English; Seafaring life -- Fiction
own fingers, that has stood under him in many a dark and trying hour,
whilst the wild waves have dashed over them with relentless fury,
then--then--the scuppers of his heart are unplugged and overflow with
the soft droppings of sensibility. How often has he stood upon that
deck and eyed the swelling sails, lest the breezes of heaven should
“Visit their face too roughly!”
How many hours has he stood at that helm and watched her coming up and
falling off! and when the roaring billows have threatened to ingulf
her in the bubbling foam of the dark waters, he has eased her to the
sea with all the tender anxiety that a mother feels for her first-born
child. With what pride has he beheld her top the mountain wave and
climb the rolling swell, while every groan of labour that she gave
carried a taut strain upon his own heart-strings!
Place confidence in what he says, and he will use no deception; doubt
his word, and he will indulge you with some of the purest rhodomontade
that ingenious fancy can invent. He will swear that he had a messmate
who knew the man in the moon, and on one occasion went hand-over-hand
up a rainbow to pay him a visit. He himself was once powder-monkey
in the Volcano bomb, and he will tell you a story of his falling
asleep in the mortar at the bombardment of Toulon, and his _body_
being discharged from its mouth instead of a _carcass_. With all the
precision of an engineer, he will describe his evolutions in the air
when they fired him off, and the manner in which he was saved from
being dashed to pieces in his fall. All this he repeats without a smile
upon his countenance, and he expects you to believe it: but you may
soon balance the account, for tell him what absurdity you will, he
receives it with the utmost credulity and is convinced of its truth.
His courage is undoubted, for he will stand on the deck undismayed
amidst the blood and slaughter of battle; yet on shore, he is seized
with indescribable apprehensions at the sight of a coffin. The wailings
of distress find a ready passport to his heart; but to disguise the
real motives which prompt immediate aid, he swears that the object of
his charity does not deserve a copper, yet gives a pound with only this
provision,--that the individual relieved does not bother him about
gratitude. You may know him from a thousand; for though in his dress
conspicuously neat, and his standing and running rigging in exact
order, yet they are arranged with a certain careless ease, as if he had
but just come down from reefing topsails. The truck at the mast-head
does not sit better than his tarpaulin hat, neither does the shoe upon
the pea of the anchor fit tighter than his long quartered pumps. Grog
is his ambrosia, his _necktar_; and he takes it cold, without sugar,
that he may have the full smack of the rum.
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