Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the headBarker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
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Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the head
Barker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
Sea stories, English; Seafaring life -- Fiction
“‘Precious row, indeed,’ says my companion; ‘why Jack--why I’m
blessed--look there--if that arn’t the skeleton of Corporal Jack
walking off with his own head under his arm; then I’m ----, but here
comes Mr. Quinton and the nigger.’
“I did look, messmates, towards the burying-ground, and there I saw
a sort of long-legged skeleton straddling over the graves like an
albatross topping a ground swell; and, sure enough, the corporal’s head
was under his long spider-like arms.
“‘Dere, Massa Quinckem,’ said the black fellow, ‘now he see ’em for
he-self.’
“‘By Jove, and so it is, boy,’ cried the officer.
“‘Ay, ay sir,’ says my messmate, ‘it’s the corporal--there’s no
mistaking his cutwater; but he must have fallen away mightily during
the night, to be so scantily provided with flesh this morning;
howsomever, mayhap the climate has melted him down.’
“‘He no melt ’em,’ cried the nigger, ‘he eat ’em for true.’
“‘What! eat his own head,’ says I, ‘he must be in dreadful want of a
meal. Come, come, ould chap, that’s too heavy to be hoisted in.’
“Well, all this while the skeleton was walking off with his head in
his arms, just as a nurse would carry a baby; but the officer raises
his rifle to his shoulder, and it made me laugh to think he was going
to shoot a skeleton without a head, and that was as dead as Adam’s
grandmother.
“‘For God’s sake, sir,’ says my messmate, ‘don’t go for to fire, for it
would be downright blasphemy to kill a dead body; and what makes the
fellow turn out of his hammock after being lashed up for a full due, I
can’t tell.’
“Bang went the rifle, and down dropped the corporal’s atomy; but up
it got again almost directly and made sail for the bush, leaving his
head behind to lighten ship. Off starts the black fellow after him, and
away went the officer close to his heels. ‘My eyes, shipmate,’ says I,
‘there must be some sport in chasing a skeleton; so e’en let’s keep in
their wakes and see it out.’ So off we set, and presently bang went the
rifle again, and away flew the corporal’s splinters; so the skeleton
gathers himself up, and then laid down on the ground, kicking and
sprawling like a bull-whale in his flurry. Well, we ran up and there we
found--now what do you think, messmates? Why, it was nothing more nor
less than a large land-crab, that was walking away with the corporal’s
head as easy as I’d carry a cocoa-nut.”
The old tar ceased, and I naturally expected that some part of his
story would be contradicted; but no one seemed to raise a doubt as to
the veracity of his statement, and of course politeness would not allow
me to differ from the rest.
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