Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series — John Shaqi
Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second SeriesBottrell, William
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Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series
Bottrell, William
Cornwall (England : County) -- Social life and customs; Legends -- England -- Cornwall (County)
Bet sat a moment on the mill-bed, twirling her thumbs so quick
that one could hardly see them spinning round each other, and
said, "No, my dear cheeld, dont 'e think of such a thing yet,
young and handsome as you are it would be a pity, let's try a
scheme that I've thought of, a woman never should despair of
finding a trick to fool an old man, and if need be the old witch
will stir her stumps and trot again to help 'e, if one plan don't
serve we'll try another, for as the old saying is 'nobody ever
got out of a ditch by grunting,' what's just popped into my[22]
head may answer!" "Do tell me what it is," said Madam.
"No, there's no time now," Betty replied. "You have wasted
so much already in bemoaning your griefs instead of thinking
how to get rid of them, like a sensible body ought, that old
master will soon be back from church, and he musn't know that
you have been here, so only mind now what I am going to
tell 'e."
"Next Saturday, being Christmas-Day, the Squire will no
doubt go to church and desire you to go with him; by all means
go, and when, as usual after churching, you stop at the cross to
exchange greetings with other gentry, I'll come near enow for 'e
to hail me with 'A Merry Christmas to 'e An Betty, and a
Happy New Year when a do come.' I shall wish 'e the same,
and you invite me, before the Squire, to come up in the evening
to taste your Christmas beer. And in the afternoon when,
according to custom, there will be a hurling match from Church-town
to Boleigh, the Squire and you, with scores of gentlefolks,
on horseback and afoot, will be near the goal to see the ball
brought fairly in, and to hinder fighting; then look 'e out for
me, give your kindest greetings again, and don't 'e be surprised
at anything you may hear and see, or if you be don't 'e show it,
and invite me again to partake of your Christmas cheer. That's
all I have to tell 'e now," said she, opening her door for Duffy
to depart, but going a few steps on the Green she continued,
"It don't cost 'e any pain, no not a bit, to speak kindly to a
poor body now any more than before you became Madam Lovell,
and as good a lady as the best in Buryan, for you are no ways
vain; but if you had ever shown any scornful pride be assured
I would never have gone a trotting for 'e, nor do what I intend,
to get 'e relieved of your troubles: besides it isn't your fault
that you can neither knit nor spin, you never had a kind mammy
to teach 'e. And no one can blame ye for deceiving old Squire
Lovell—lying and deceit come to us poor women by nature—so
hasten home, leave the rest to me, and hope for better times."
Madam got home just in time to see that dinner was ready,
when her husband returned in a good temper after his morning's
ride.
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