Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second SeriesBottrell, William
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Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series
Bottrell, William
Cornwall (England : County) -- Social life and customs; Legends -- England -- Cornwall (County)
Duffy:—"Then crawl into the oven: a little more baking
will make thee no worse."
Huey gets into an oven, opening on to the fire-place and behind
the chimney-stool, just as the Squire enters and calls out,
"Jone, take up the pie, if its ready or raw. I'm as hungry as
a hound."
Duffy, rising to uncover a pie that was baking on the hearth,
says, "Master, I have staid up to give ye your supper, because
An Jone es gone to bed very bad with a cramp in her stomach
and wind in her head, so she said."
"Why I heard thee talking when I came to the door, who was
here then?" demanded the Squire.
"Only a great owl, master dear," she replied, "that fell down
from the ivy-bush growing over the chimney and perched hisself
there on the stool, with his great goggle eyes, and stood staring
at me and blinkan like a fool. Then he cried Hoo! hoo! Tu-wit,
tu-woo; and, when you opened the door, he flew up the chimney
the same way he came down."
The Squire, satisfied with Duffy's explanation, advances, and
puts his foot on the hearth-stone, looks at his legs, saying,
"Duffy, my dear, these are the very best stockings I ever had in
my life. I've been hunting all day, over moors and downs,
through furze and thorns, among brambles and bogs, in the
worst of weather, yet there isn't a scratch on my legs and they
are as dry as if bound up in leather."
The Devil (supposed to be invisible) rises behind Duffy and
grimaces at the Squire.
Duffy:—"I may as well tell 'e master that I shan't knit much
more for 'e, because Huey Lenine and I have been courtan for a
long time. We are thinkan to get married before winter, and
then I shall have a man of my own to work for."
Squire:—"What! Huey Lenine! I'll break every bone in his
carcase if he shows his face near the place. Why the devil is in
it that a young skit like thee should have it in thy head to get
married! Now I'll sit down a minute and talk reason with thee."
[The Squire sits close beside Duffy. The Devil tickles them
with his tail. Huey is seen peeping from the oven.]
Squire:—"Give up thy courting with Huey Lenine,
And I'll dress thee in silks and satins fine."
Duffy:—"No I'll never have an old man, an old man like you,
Though you are Squire Lovell:
To my sweetheart I'll be constant and true,
Though he work all day with threshal and shovel."
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The Devil tickles the Squire behind the ears. He sits nearer
and places his arm round her waist.
Squire:—"Thou shalt have a silk gown all broider'd in gold,
Jewels and rings, with such other fine things
In the old oak chest, as thee did'st never behold."
Duffy:—"My sweetheart is young, lively, and strong,
With cheeks like a red rose;
But your time will not be long:—
You have very few teeth, and a blue-topped nose.
So keep your silks and keep your gold,
I'll never have a man so feeble and old."
Here the Devil tickles them both. The Squire hugs and
kisses Duffy, who makes less and less resistance.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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