Armed Forces -- Fiction; English poetry; Prisoners -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“‘I’m _so_ glad you agree with me,’ he says. ‘My command here I regard
as a training depot, and you, if I may say so, have been one of my most
efficient instructors. I mature my men slowly but thoroughly. First I
put ’em in a town which is liable to be attacked by night, where they
can attend riding-school in the day. Then I use ’em with a convoy, and
last I put ’em into a column. It takes time,’ he says, ‘but I flatter
myself that any men who have worked under me are at least grounded in
the rudiments of their profession. Adrian,’ he says, ‘was there
anything wrong with the men who upset Van Bester’s applecart last month
when he was trying to cross the line to join Piper with those horses
he’d stole from Gabbitas?’
“‘No, Generaal,’ says Van Zyl. ‘Your men got the horses back and eleven
dead; and Van Besters, he ran to Delarey in his shirt. They was very
good, those men. They shoot hard.’
“_‘So_ pleased to hear you say so. I laid ’em down at the beginning of
this century—a 1900 vintage. _You_ remember ’em, Mankeltow?’ he says.
‘The Central Middlesex Buncho Busters—clerks and floorwalkers mostly,’
and he wiped his moustache. ‘It was just the same with the Liverpool
Buckjumpers, but they were stevedores. Let’s see—they were a
last-century draft, weren’t they? They did well after nine months.
_You_ know ’em, Van Zyl? You didn’t get much change out of ’em at
Pootfontein?’
“‘No,’ says Van Zyl. ‘At Pootfontein I lost my son Andries.’
“‘I beg your pardon, Commandant,’ says the General; and the rest of the
crowd sort of cooed over Adrian.
“‘Excoose,’ says Adrian. ‘It was all right. They were good men those,
but it is just what I say. Some are so dam good we want to hands-up,
and some are so dam bad, we say, “Take the Vierkleur into Cape Town.”
It is not upright of you, Generaal. It is not upright of you at all. I
do not think you ever wish this war to finish.’
“‘It’s a first-class dress-parade for Armageddon,’ says the General.
‘With luck, we ought to run half a million men through the mill. Why,
we might even be able to give our Native Army a look in. Oh, not here,
of course, Adrian, but down in the Colony—say a camp-of-exercise at
Worcester. You mustn’t be prejudiced, Adrian. I’ve commanded a district
in India, and I give you my word the native troops are splendid men.’
“‘Oh, I should not mind them at Worcester,’ says Adrian. ‘I would sell
you forage for them at Worcester—yes, and Paarl and Stellenbosch; but
Almighty!’ he says, ‘must I stay with Cronje till you have taught half
a million of these stupid boys to ride? I shall be an old man.’
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