Armed Forces -- Fiction; English poetry; Prisoners -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Oh, you mean the cinematograph—the pictures of prize-fights and
steamers. I’ve seen ’em up country.”
“Biograph or cinematograph was what I was alludin’ to. London Bridge
with the omnibuses—a troopship goin’ to the war—marines on parade at
Portsmouth an’ the Plymouth Express arrivin’ at Paddin’ton.”
“Seen ’em all. Seen ’em all,” said Hooper impatiently.
“We _Hierophants_ came in just before Christmas week an’ leaf was
easy.”
“I think a man gets fed up with Cape Town quicker than anywhere else on
the station. Why, even Durban’s more like Nature. We was there for
Christmas,” Pritchard put in.
“Not bein’ a devotee of Indian _peeris_, as our Doctor said to the
Pusser, I can’t exactly say. Phyllis’s was good enough after musketry
practice at Mozambique. I couldn’t get off the first two or three
nights on account of what you might call an imbroglio with our Torpedo
Lieutenant in the submerged flat, where some pride of the West country
had sugared up a gyroscope; but I remember Vickery went ashore with our
Carpenter Rigdon—old Crocus we called him. As a general rule Crocus
never left ’is ship unless an’ until he was ’oisted out with a winch,
but _when_ ’e went ’e would return noddin’ like a lily gemmed with dew.
We smothered him down below that night, but the things ’e said about
Vickery as a fittin’ playmate for a Warrant Officer of ’is cubic
capacity, before we got him quiet, was what I should call pointed.”
“I’ve been with Crocus—in the _Redoubtable_,” said the Sergeant. “He’s
a character if there is one.”
“Next night I went into Cape Town with Dawson and Pratt; but just at
the door of the Circus I came across Vickery. ‘Oh!’ he says, ‘you’re
the man I’m looking for. Come and sit next me. This way to the shillin’
places!’ I went astern at once, protestin’ because tickey seats better
suited my so-called finances. ‘Come on,’ says Vickery, ‘I’m payin’.’
Naturally I abandoned Pratt and Dawson in anticipation o’ drinks to
match the seats. ‘No,’ he says, when this was ’inted—‘not now. Not now.
As many as you please afterwards, but I want you sober for the
occasion.’ I caught ’is face under a lamp just then, an’ the appearance
of it quite cured me of my thirsts. Don’t mistake. It didn’t frighten
me. It made me anxious. I can’t tell you what it was like, but that was
the effect which it ’ad on me. If you want to know, it reminded me of
those things in bottles in those herbalistic shops at
Plymouth—preserved in spirits of wine. White an’ crumply
things—previous to birth as you might say.”
“You ’ave a beastial mind, Pye,” said the Sergeant, relighting his
pipe.
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