Armed Forces -- Fiction; English poetry; Prisoners -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“About three minutes later I’m over’auled by our sub-lootenant,
navigatin’ under forced draught, with his bearin’s ’eated. ’E had the
temerity to say I’d instructed our Antonio to sling his carcass in the
alleyway, an’ ’e was peevish about it. O’ course, I prevaricated like
’ell. You get to do that in the service. Nevertheless, to oblige Mr.
Ducane, I went an’ readjusted Antonio. You may not ’ave ascertained
that there are two ways o’ comin’ out of an ’ammick when it’s cut down.
Antonio came out t’other way—slidin’ ’andsome to his feet. That showed
me two things. First, ’e had been in an ’ammick before, an’ next, he
hadn’t been asleep. Then I reproached ’im for goin’ to bed where ’e’d
been told to go, instead o’ standin’ by till some one gave him entirely
contradictory orders. Which is the essence o’ naval discipline.
“In the middle o’ this argument the gunner protrudes his ram-bow from
’is cabin, an’ brings it all to an ’urried conclusion with some remarks
suitable to ’is piebald warrant-rank. Navigatin’ thence under easy
steam, an’ leavin’ Antonio to re-sling his little foreign self, my
large flat foot comes in detonatin’ contact with a small objec’ on the
deck. Not ’altin’ for the obstacle, nor changin’ step, I shuffles it
along under the ball of the big toe to the foot o’ the hatchway, when,
lightly stoopin’, I catch it in my right hand and continue my
evolutions in rapid time till I eventuates under ’Op’s lee.
“It was a small moroccer-bound pocket-book, full of indelible
pencil-writin’—in French, for I could plainly discern the
_doodeladays_, which is about as far as my education runs.
“’Op fists it open and peruses. ’E’d known an ’arf-caste Frenchwoman
pretty intricate before he was married; when he was trained man in a
stinkin’ gunboat up the Saigon River. He understood a lot o’
French—domestic brands chiefly—the kind that isn’t in print.
“‘Pye,’ he says to me, ‘you’re a tattician o’ no mean value. I am a
trifle shady about the precise bearin’ an’ import’ o’ this beggar’s
private log here,’ ’e says, ‘but it’s evidently a case for the owner.
You’ll ’ave your share o’ the credit,’ ’e says.
“‘Nay, nay, Pauline,’ I says, ‘You don’t catch Emanuel Pyecroft
mine-droppin’ under any post-captain’s bows,’ I says, ‘in search of
honour,’ I says. ‘I’ve been there oft.’
“‘Well, if you must, you must,’ ’e says, takin’ me up quick. ‘But I’ll
speak a good word for you, Pye.’
“‘You’ll shut your mouth, ’Op,’ I says, ‘or you an’ me’ll part
brass-rags. The owner has his duties, an’ I have mine. We will keep
station,’ I says, ‘nor seek to deviate.’
“‘Deviate to blazes!’ says ’Op. ‘I’m goin’ to deviate to the owner’s
comfortable cabin direct.’ So he deviated.”
Mr. Pyecroft leaned forward and dealt the Marine a large pattern Navy
kick. “’Ere, Glass! You was sentry when ’Op went to the old man—the
first time, with Antonio’s washin’-book. Tell us what transpired.
You’re sober. You don’t know how sober you are!”
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