“I may have omitted to inform you that our Number One took a general row round the situation while the small-arm party was at work, an’ o’ course he supplied the outlines; but the details we coloured in by ourselves. These were our tattics to baffle Antonio. It occurs to the Carpenter to ’ave the steam-cutter down for repairs. ’E gets ’is cheero-party together, an’ down she comes. You’ve never seen a steam-cutter let down on the deck, ’ave you? It’s not usual, an’ she takes a lot o’ humourin’. Thus we ’ave the starboard side completely blocked an’ the general traffic tricklin’ over’ead along the fore-an’-aft bridge. Then Chips gets into her an’ begins balin’ out a mess o’ small reckonin’s on the deck. Simultaneous there come up three o’ those dirty engine-room objects which we call ‘tiffies,’ an’ a stoker or two with orders to repair her steamin’-gadgets. _They_ get into her an’ bale out another young Christmas-treeful of small reckonin’s—brass mostly. Simultaneous it hits the Pusser that ’e’d better serve out mess pork for the poor matlow. These things half shifted Retallick, our chief cook, off ’is bed-plate. Yes, you might say they broke ’im wide open. ’E wasn’t at all used to ’em. “Number One tells off five or six prime, able-bodied seamen-gunners to the pork barrels. You never see pork fisted out of its receptacle, ’ave you? Simultaneous, it hits the Gunner that now’s the day an’ now’s the hour for a non-continuous class in Maxim instruction. So they all give way together, and the general effect was _non plus ultra_. There was the cutter’s innards spread out like a Fratton pawnbroker’s shop; there was the ‘tiffies’ hammerin’ in the stern of ’er, an’ _they_ ain’t antiseptic; there was the Maxim class in light skirmishin’ order among the pork, an’ forrard the blacksmith had ’is forge in full blast, makin’ ’orse-shoes, I suppose. Well, that accounts for the starboard side. The on’y warrant officer ’oo hadn’t a look in so far was the Bosun. So ’e stated, all out of ’is own ’ead, that Chips’s reserve o’ wood an’ timber, which Chips ’ad stole at our last refit, needed restowin’. It was on the port booms—a young an’ healthy forest of it, for Charley Peace wasn’t to be named ’longside o’ Chips for burglary. “‘All right,’ says our Number One. ‘You can ’ave the whole port watch if you like. Hell’s Hell,’ ’e says, ’an when there study to improve.’ “Jarvis was our Bosun’s name. He hunted up the ’ole of the port watch by hand, as you might say, callin’ ’em by name loud an’ lovin’, which is not precisely Navy makee-pigeon. They ‘ad that timber-loft off the booms, an’ they dragged it up and down like so many sweatin’ little beavers. But Jarvis was jealous o’ Chips an’ went round the starboard side to envy at him.