“Then the old man drops ’is ’andkerchief, an’ the firin’-party fires like one man. Glass drops forward, twitchin’ an’ ’eavin’ horrid natural, into the shotted ’ammick all spread out before him, and the firin’ party closes in to guard the remains of the deceased while Sails is stitchin’ it up. An’ when they lifted that ’ammick it was one wringin’ mess of blood! They on’y expended one wardroom cock-bird, too. Did you know poultry bled that extravagant? _I_ never did. “The old man—so ’Op told me—stayed on the bridge, brought up on a dead centre. Number One was similarly, though lesser, impressed, but o’ course ’is duty was to think of ’is fine white decks an’ the blood. ’Arf a mo’, Sir,’ he says, when the old man was for leavin’. ‘We have to wait for the burial, which I am informed takes place immejit.’ “‘It’s beyond me,’ says the owner. ‘There was general instructions for an execution, but I never knew I had such a dependable push of mountebanks aboard,’ he says. ‘I’m all cold up my back, still.’ “The Marines carried the corpse below. Then the bugle give us some more ‘Dead March,’ Then we ’eard a splash from a bow six-pounder port, an’ the bugle struck up a cheerful tune. The whole lower deck was complimentin’ Glass, ’oo took it very meek. ’E _is_ a good actor, for all ’e’s a leatherneck. “‘Now,’ said the old man, ‘we must turn over Antonio. He’s in what I have ’eard called one perspirin’ funk.’ “Of course, I’m tellin’ it slow, but it all ’appened much quicker. We run down our trampo—without o’ course informin’ Antonio of ’is ’appy destiny—an’ inquired of ’er if she had any use for a free and gratis stowaway. Oh, yes? she said she’d be highly grateful, but she seemed a shade puzzled at our generosity, as you might put it, an’ we lay by till she lowered a boat. Then Antonio—who was un’appy, distinctly un’appy—was politely requested to navigate elsewhere, which I don’t think he looked for. ’Op was deputed to convey the information, an’ ’Op got in one sixteen-inch kick which ’oisted ’im all up the ladder. ’Op ain’t really vindictive, an’ ’e’s fond of the French, especially the women, but his chances o’ kicking lootenants was like the cartridge—reduced to a minimum.