LULU--Come! [_Pushes him into a chair and seats herself on his knee._] Do you shudder at me?--In Hotel Ox-butter we all got a lukewarm bath every four weeks. The wardresses took that opportunity to search our pockets as soon as we were in the water. [_She kisses him passionately._] ALVA--Oh, oh! LULU--You’re afraid that when I’m away you couldn’t write any more poems about me? ALVA--On the contrary, I shall write a dithyramb upon your glory. LULU--I’m only sore about the hideous shoes I’m wearing. ALVA--They do not encroach upon your charms. Let us be thankful for the favor of this moment. LULU--I don’t feel at all like that to-day.--Do you remember the costume ball where I was dressed like a knight’s squire? How those wine-full women ran after me that time? Geschwitz crawled round, round my feet, and begged me to step on her face with my cloth shoes. ALVA--Come, dear heart! LULU--[_In the tone with which one quiets a restless child._] Quietly! I shot your father. ALVA--I do not love you less for that. One kiss! LULU--Bend your head back. [_She kisses him with deliberation._] ALVA--You hold back the fire of my soul with the most dexterous art. And your breast breathes so virginly too. Yet if it weren’t for your two great, dark, child’s eyes, I must needs have thought you the cunningest whore that ever hurled a man to destruction. LULU--[_In high spirits._] Would God I were! Come over the border with us to-day! Then we can see each other as often as we will, and we’ll get more pleasure from each other than now. ALVA--Through this dress I feel your body like a symphony. These slender ankles, this cantabile. This rapturous crescendo. And these knees, this capriccio. And the powerful andante of lust!--How peacefully these two slim rivals press against each other in the consciousness that neither equals the other in beauty--till their capricious mistress wakes up and the rival lovers separate like the two hostile poles. I shall sing your praises so that your senses shall whirl! LULU--[_Merrily._] Meanwhile I’ll bury my hands in your hair. [_She does so._] But here we’ll be disturbed. ALVA--You have robbed me of my reason! LULU--Aren’t you coming with me to-day? ALVA--But the old fellow’s going with you! LULU--He won’t turn up again.--Is not that the divan on which your father bled to death? ALVA--Be still. Be still.... CURTAIN ACT II