Trail-Tales of Western CanadaRobinson, F. A. (Frank Alfred)
Religion
Trail-Tales of Western Canada
Robinson, F. A. (Frank Alfred)
Canadian fiction -- 20th century; Missions -- Canada, Western -- Fiction; Short stories, Canadian
Alone he stepped off the train, and being the only arrival he received
the entire benefit of Old Ken's curious but not unfriendly gaze. The
new-comer, who was conducting special services at selected mining and
lumbering camps that were considered especially needy, looked around
for a district missionary who was expected to act as his pilot for a
few days. No one but Old Ken and the station agent were in sight, so
after friendly greetings to the former the young preacher made known
the purpose of his visit. Old Ken listened courteously. "Well,
stranger, you've hit the right spot alright; we kin stand the gospel in
big doses here for sure; most of us is whiskey soaks or bums, and some
of us is both. I wish you luck, partner, but I'm feared most of us is
incurable. Yes, partner, I'm feared you've come too late, too late."
The Frenchman who was hotel-keeper, professional gambler, lumberman and
mine-owner, was not enthusiastic about allowing the sky-pilot to board
in his notorious hotel and gambling den, but eventually accommodation
was secured.
The dance-hall was procured for the services, and Ken volunteered the
information that the preacher wouldn't likely be disturbed, because
there were only four women left in the camp, and he added, "two of 'em
can dance like elephants and one's got ingrowing toenails or something
else, so there's only one on duty, and that ain't enough variety for a
good hop."
A few days after the services commenced, Old Ken managed to replenish
his treasury by the fortunate desire on the part of two men to get a
haircut. The old man boasted that he knew how to do most things. "I'm
never idle, preacher," he said with a wink; "when I ain't doing
something I'm a-doing nothin', so I'm always a-doing something you see."
No sooner were the locks shorn than the old man made his way to the
bar-room. He was emerging from his favourite haunt when the preacher
met him. "'Taint no use pretending I'm what I ain't, preacher," he
said after a few minutes' conversation. "I'm an old fool and I know
it, but what does it matter? Who cares?"
"It matters a good deal to you, Ken," the preacher replied quietly,
"and there are some of us who care. Ken, if you would give God as big
a place in your life as you've given whiskey there wouldn't be room for
the things that have made you call yourself an old fool. I know He
could make a mighty good man of you, Ken."
"Thank you kindly, preacher, but you don't know me: I'm the hardest old
guy in this country; the fellers around here think they can go it some,
but let 'em all get as full as they kin hold and I'll take as much as
any one of 'em and then put twelve glasses more on top of that to keep
it kind of settled, and then pile the whole gang under the table and
walk out like a gentleman. Yes, sir, I kin do it; and if a feller's as
big as a house I'll whittle him down to my size and lick him. Yer
intentions are good, partner, but you're about fifty years late on this
job."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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