“Oh! good Lord!” groaned the fallen man; “who’d a thought it. Me, John
P. Pullum, drunk and fallen down! I never was so before. This world’s a
turnin’ over and over. Oh, Lord! Charley Stone got me into it. What will
Sally say if she hears it? Oh, Lord!”
“That thar feller,” said the Captain to himself, “is the victim of vice.
I wonder ef he’s got any money?” and the Captain continued his soliloquy
inaudibly.
Poor Mr. Pullum, after much tumbling about, and sundry repetitions of
his fall, at length contrived to get into bed, in a room adjoining that
occupied by the Captain, and only separated from it by a thin partition.
“I’m very—very—oh, Lord!—drunk! Oh! me, is this John P. Pullum
that—good Heavens! I’ll faint—married Sally Rugby, oh! oh!”
“Ah! I’m so weak!—wouldn’t have Sally—aw—owh—wha—oh, Lord!—to hear
of it for a hundred dollars! She said when she agreed for me to sell the
cotton, I’d be certain—oh, Lord! I believe I’ll die!”
The inebriate fell back on his bed, almost fainting, and Captain Suggs
thought he’d try an experiment. Disguising his voice, with his mouth
close to the partition, he said:
“You’re a liar! you didn’t marry Widow Rugby; your some thief tryin’ to
pass off for something.”
“Who am I then, if I ain’t John P. Pullum, that married the widdow Sally
Rugby, Tom Rugby’s widow, old Bill Stearns’s only daughter? Oh, Lord! ef
it ain’t me, who is it? Where’s Charley Stone—can’t he tell if it’s
John P. Pullum?”
“No, it ain’t you, you lyin’ swindler; you ain’t got a dollar in the
world, and never married no sich widow,” said Suggs, still disguising
his voice.
“I did—I’ll be hanged if I didn’t. I know it now; Sally Rugby with the
red head, all of the boys said I married her for her money, but it’s
a—oh, Lord I’m very ill.”
Mr. Pullum continued his maudlin talk, half asleep, half awake, for some
time; and all the while Captain Suggs was analysing the
man—conjecturing his precise circumstances, his family relations, the
probable state of his purse, and the like.
“It’s a plain case,” he mused, “that the feller married a red-headed
widow for her money—no man ever married sich for anything else. It’s
plain agin, she’s got the property settled upon her, or fixed some way,
for he talked about her ‘agreein’ for him to sell the cotton. I’ll bet
he’s the new feller that’s dropped in down thar by Tallassee, that
Charley Stone used to know. And I’ll bet he’s been down to Wetumpka to
sell the cotton—got on a bust thar—and now’s on another here. He’s
afeard of his wife too; leastways, his voice trembled like it, when he
called her red-headed, Pullum! Pullum! Pullum!” Here Suggs studied.
“That’s surely a Talbot county name—I’ll venture on it, anyhow.”
Having reached a conclusion, the Captain turned over in bed and composed
himself for sleep.
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