While I was thus busily employed in reading, and my companions were more
busily still employed in discussing such subjects as suited their
humours best, we were startled most unexpectedly by a loud Indian whoop,
uttered in the “social hall,” that part of the cabin fitted off for a
bar; then was to be heard a loud crowing, which would not have continued
to have interested us—such sounds being quite common in that _place of
spirits_—had not the hero of these windy accomplishments stuck his head
into the cabin and hallooed out, “Hurra for the Big Bar of Arkansaw!”
and then might be heard a confused hum of voices, unintelligible, save
in such broken sentences as “horse,” “screamer,” “lightning is slow,”
&c.
As might have been expected, this continued interruption attracted the
attention of every one in the cabin; all conversation dropped, and in
the midst of this surprise, the “Big Bar” walked into the cabin, took a
chair, put his feet on the stove, and looking back over his shoulder,
passed the general and familiar salute of “Strangers, how are you?” He
then expressed himself as much at home as if he had been at “the Forks
of Cypress,” and “prehaps a little more so.”
There was something about the intruder that won the heart on sight. He
appeared to be a man enjoying perfect health and contentment: his eyes
were as sparkling as diamonds, and good-natured to simplicity. Then his
perfect confidence in himself was irresistibly droll.
“Prehaps,” said he, “gentlemen,” running on without a person speaking,
“prehaps you have been to New Orleans often; I never made _the first
visit before_, and I don’t intend to make another in a crow’s life. I am
thrown away in that ar place, and useless, that ar a fact. Some of the
gentlemen thar called me _green_—well, prehaps I am, said I, _but I
arn’t so at home_; and if I ain’t off my trail much, the heads of them
perlite chaps themselves wern’t much the hardest; for according to my
notion, they were _real know-nothings_, green as a
pumpkin-vine—couldn’t, in farming, I’ll bet, raise a crop of turnips:
and as for shooting, they’d miss a barn if the door was swinging, and
that, too, with the best rifle in the country. And then they talked to
me ’bout hunting, and laughed at my calling the principal game in
Arkansaw, poker, and high-low-jack.
“‘Prehaps,’ said I, ‘you prefer chickens and rolette;’ at this they
laughed harder than ever, and asked me if I lived in the woods, and
didn’t know what _game_ was? At this I rather think I laughed. ‘Yes,’ I
roared, and says, ‘Strangers, if you’d asked me _how we got our meat_ in
Arkansaw, I’d a told you at once, and given you a list of varmints that
would make a caravan, beginning with the bar, and ending off with the
cat; that’s _meat_ though, not game.’
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