In this manner the evening was spent; but, conscious that my own
association with so singular a personage would probably end before
morning, I asked him if he would not give me a description of some
particular bear-hunt; adding, that I took great interest in such things,
though I was no sportsman. The desire seemed to please him, and he
squared himself round towards me, saying that he could give me an idea
of a bar-hunt, that was never beat in this world, or in any other. His
manner was so singular, that half of his story consisted in his
excellent way of telling it, the great peculiarity of which was, the
happy manner he had of emphasizing the prominent parts of his
conversation. As near as I can recollect, I have italicized them, and
given the story in his own words.
“Stranger,” said he, “in bar-hunts _I am numerous_; and which particular
one, as you say, I shall tell, puzzles me. There was the old she-devil I
shot at the Hurricane last fall—then there was the old hog thief I
popped over at the Bloody Crossing, and then—Yes, I have it! I will
give you an idea of a hunt, in which the greatest bar was killed that
ever lived, _none excepted_; about an old fellow that I hunted, more or
less, for two or three years; and if that ain’t a _particular bar-hunt_,
I ain’t got one to tell.
“But, in the first place, stranger, let me say, I am pleased with you,
because you ain’t ashamed to gain information by asking and listening;
and that’s what I say to Countess’s pups every day, when I’m home; and I
have got great hopes of them ar pups, because they are continually
_nosing_ about; and though they stick it sometimes in the wrong place,
they gain experience any how, and may learn something useful to boot.
“Well, as I was saying about this big bar, you see, when I and some more
first settled in our region, we were drivin’ to hunting naturally: we
soon liked it, and after that we found it an easy matter to make the
thing our business. One old chap, who had pioneered ’afore us, gave us
to understand that we had settled in the right place. He dwelt upon its
merits until it was affecting, and showed us, to prove his assertions,
more marks on the sassafras-trees than I ever saw on a tavern door
’lection time. ‘Who keeps that ar reckoning?’ said I. ‘The bar,’ said
he. ‘What for?’ said I. ‘Can’t tell,’ said he; ‘but so it is: the bar
bite the bark and wood too, at the highest point from the ground they
can reach; and you can tell by the marks,’ said he, ‘the length of the
bar to an inch.’ ‘Enough,’ said I; ‘I’ve learned something here a’ready,
and I’ll put it in practice.’
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