At the especial request of Squire Tompkins, the captain narrated the
perilous adventures of Newnan’s little band among the Seminoles. How
“bold Newnan” and his men lived on alligator flesh and parched corn, and
marched barefooted through saw-palmetto; how they met Bowlegs and his
warriors near Paine’s Prairie, and what fighting was there. The amusing
incident of Bill Cone and the terrapin shell, raised shouts of laughter
among the young brood, who had flocked around to hear of the wars. Bill,
(the “Camden Bard,” peace to his ashes), as the captain familiarly
called him, was sitting one day against the logs of the breastwork,
drinking soup out of a terrapin shell, when a random shot from the enemy
broke the shell and spilt his soup, whereupon he raised his head over
the breastwork and sung out: “Oh, you villain! you couldn’t do that
again if you tried forty times.” Then the captain, after repeated
importunities, laid down his pipe, cleared his throat, and sung:
“We march_ed_ on to our next station,
The Ingens on before did hide,
They shot and killed Bold Newnan’s nigger,
And two _other_ white men by his side.”
The remainder of the epic we have forgotten.
After calling out for a _chunk_ of fire, and relighting his pipe, he
dashed at once over into Alabama, in General Floyd’s army, and fought
the battles of Calebee and Otassee over again in detail. The artillery
from Baldwin county blazed away, and made the little boys aforesaid
think they could hear thunder almost, and the rifles from Putnam made
their patriotic young spirits long to revenge that gallant corps. And
the squire was astonished at the narrow escape his friend had of falling
into the hands of Weatherford and his savages, when he was miraculously
rescued by Timpoochie Barnard, the Utchee chief.
At this stage of affairs, Floyd (_not the general_, but the ambassador)
rode up, with a mysterious look on his countenance. The dancers left off
in the middle of a set, and assembled around the messenger, to hear the
news of the parson. The old ladies crowded up, too, and the captain and
the squire were eager to hear. But Floyd felt the importance of his
situation, and was in no hurry to divest himself of the momentary
dignity.
“Well, as I rode on down to Boggy Gut, I saw——”
“Who cares what the devil you saw?” exclaimed the impatient captain;
“tell us if the parson is coming, first, and you may take all night to
tell the balance, if you like, afterwards.”
“I saw—” continued Floyd pertinaciously.
“Well, my dear, what did you see?” asked Mrs. Peablossom.
“I saw that some one had _tooken_ away some of the rails on the cross
way, or they had washed away or somehow—”
“Did anybody ever hear the like?” said the captain.
“And so I got down,” continued Floyd, “and hunted some more and fixed
over the boggy place.”
Here Polly laid her hand on his arm and requested, with a beseeching
look, to know if the parson was on the way.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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