“I’ll tell you all about it presently, Polly. And when I got to the run
of the creek, then—”
“Oh, the devil!” ejaculated Captain Peablossom, “stalled again!”
“Be still, honey, let the child tell it his own way—he always would
have his way, you know, since we had to humour him so when he had the
measles,” interposed the old lady.
Daniel Newnan Peablossom, at this juncture, facetiously lay down on the
ground, with the root of an old oak for his pillow, and called out
yawningly to his pa, to “wake him when brother Floyd had crossed over
the _run_ of the creek and arrived safely at the parson’s.” This caused
loud laughter.
Floyd simply noticed it by observing to his brother, “Yes, you think
you’re _mighty smart_ before all these folks!” and resumed his tedious
route to Parson Gympsey’s, with as little prospect of reaching the end
of his story as ever.
Mrs. Peablossom tried to coax him to “_jist_” say if the parson was
coming or not. Polly begged him, and all the bridesmaids implored. But
Floyd “went on his way rejoicing.”
“When I came to the Piney-flat,” he continued, “old Snip _seed_
something white over in the bay-gall, and shy’d _clean_ out o’ the road,
and—” where he would have stopped, would be hard to say, if the
impatient captain had not interfered.
That gentleman, with a peculiar glint of the eye, remarked, “Well,
there’s one way I can bring him to a showing,” as he took a large horn
from between the logs, and rung a “wood-note wild” that set a pack of
hounds to yelping. A few more notes as loud as those that issued from
“Roland’s horn at Roncesvalles” was sufficient invitation to every
hound, foist, and “cut of low degree,” that followed the guests, to join
in the chorus. The captain was a man of good lungs, and “the way he
_did_ blow was the way,” as Squire Tomkins afterwards very happily
described it; and as there were in the canine choir some thirty voices
of every key, the music may be imagined better than described. Miss
Tabitha Tidwell, the first bridesmaid, put her hands to her ears and
cried out:
“My stars! we shall all git _blow’d_ away!”
The desired effect of abbreviating the messenger’s story was produced,
as that prolix personage in copperas pants, was seen to take Polly
aside, and whisper something in her ear.
“Oh, Floyd, you are joking; you oughtn’t to serve me so. An’t you
joking, _bud_?” asked Polly, with a look that seemed to beg he would say
yes.
“It’s true as preaching,” he replied, “the cake’s all dough!”
Polly whispered something to her mother, who threw up her hands, and
exclaimed, “Oh, my!” and then whispered the secret to some other lady,
and away it went. Such whispering and throwing up of hands and eyes, is
rarely seen at a quaker meeting. Consternation was in every face. Poor
Polly was a very personification of “patience on a monument, smiling
green and yellow melancholy.”
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