Whether this explanation was entirely, or in any degree, satisfactory to
the perplexed mind of the Elder Jedediah Suggs, cannot, after the lapse
of time which has intervened, be sufficiently ascertained. It is
certain, however, that he pressed the investigation no farther, but
merely requested his son Benjamin to witness the fact that, in
consideration of his love and affection for his son Simon, and in order
to furnish the donee with the means of leaving that portion of the state
of Georgia, he bestowed upon him the impracticable pony, “Bunch.”
“Jist so, daddy, jist so; I’ll witness that. But it ’minds me mightily
of the way mammy _give_ old Trailler the side of bacon, last week. She
was a-sweepin’ up the hath—the meat on the table; old Trailler jumps
up, gethers the bacon and darts; mammy arter him with the broomstick as
fur as the door, but seein’ the dog has got the start, she shakes the
stick at him, and hollers, ‘You sassy, aig-sukkin’, roguish, gnatty,
flopped-eared varmint, take it along, take it along! I only wish ’twas
full of a’snic and ox vomit and blue vitrul, so as ’twould cut your
intrils into chitlins!’ That’s about the way you give Bunch to Simon.”
It was evident to our hero that his father intended he should remain but
one more night beneath the paternal roof. What mattered it to Simon?
He went home at night, curried and fed Bunch; whispered confidentially
in his ear, that he was the “fastest piece of hoss-flesh, accordin’ to
size, that ever shaded the yearth;” and then busied himself in preparing
for an early start on the morrow.
VII.
MY FIRST VISIT TO PORTLAND.[8]
In the fall of the year 1829, I took it into my head I’d go to Portland.
I had heard a good deal about Portland, what a fine place it was, and
how the folks got rich there proper fast; and that fall there was a
couple of new papers come up to our place from there, called the
“Portland Courier,” and “Family Reader,” and they told a good many queer
kind of things, about Portland and one thing another; and all at once it
popped into my head, and I up and told father, and sais:
“I am going to Portland whether or no; and I’ll see what this world is
made of yet.”
Father stared a little at first, and said he was afraid I would get
lost; but when he see I was bent upon it, he give it up, and he stepped
to his chist, and opened the till, and took out a dollar, and gave to
me; and says he:
“Jack, this is all I can do for you; but go and lead an honest life, and
I believe I shall hear good of you yet.”
He turned and walked across the room, but I could see the tears start
into his eyes. And mother sat down, and had a hearty crying spell.
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