The Bryde was dressed in a white muslin figgured over a pink satin
pettycote, with white gloves and satin shoes, and her hair a curlin’
down with a little rose in it, and a chain aroun her neck. I don’t know
whether it was raal gool or plated. She looked butiful, and Bill did
look nice, and all the candydates and two preechers and Col. Hard was
there, and Bills niggers, the likeliest nine of them you ever looked at,
and when I did look at em and think, I raly thought I should or broke my
heart.
Well, sich kissin’—several of the gals sed that there faces burnt like
fire, for one of the preechers and Col. Hard wosn’t shaved clost.
Bimeby I was a sittin’ leanin’ back, and Bill he come behin me and
sorter jerked me back, and skeared me powerful for fear I was fallin’
backwards, and I skreamed and kicked up my feet before to ketch like,
and if I hadn’t a had on pantalets I reckon somebody would of knowd
whether I gartered above my knees or not. We had a right good laff on
old Parson Brown as he got through a marryin’ of em—says he:
“I pronounce you, William Warrick and Barbry Bass, man and oman,”—he
did look so when we laffed, and he rite quick sed—“man and wife—salute
your Bryde,” and Bill looked horrid red, and Barbry trimbled and blushed
astonishin’ severe.
Well, it’s all over, but I don’t keer—there’s as good fish in the sea
as ever come outen it. I’m not poor for the likes of Bill Warrick,
havin’ now three sparks, and one of them from Town, whose got a good
grocery and leads the Quire at church, outer the Suthern Harmony, the
Missonry Harmony is gone outer fashion.
Unkle Ben’s oldest gal Suky is gwine to marry a Virginny tobacker roler,
named Saint George Drummon, and he says he is a kin to Jack Randolf and
Pokerhuntus, who they is the Lord knows. Our Jack got his finger cut
with a steal trap catchin’ of a koon for a Clay Club, and the boys is
down on a tar raft, and ole Miss Collis and mammy is powerful rumatic,
and the measly complaint is amazin! I jist heard you have got two twins
agin—that limestone water must be astonishin’ curyous.
What is the fashuns in Tennysee, the biggest sort of Bishups is the go
here. My love to your old man,
Your friend,
Nancy Guiton.
To Miss Polly Stroud,
Nigh Noxvil in the State of Tennysee,
Close by where the French Broad and Holsin jines.
Old Miss Collis and mammy is jist come home. Betsy Bolin is jist had a
fine son and they say she is a doin’ as well as could be expected, and
the huckleberry crop is short on account of the drouth.
IX.
OUR TOWN.[9]
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