Are there any who doubt of this? Let them inquire for one Leniter Salix,
and ask his opinion. Leniter may be ragged, but his philosophy has not
so many holes in it as might be inferred from the state of his wardrobe.
Nay, it is the more perfect on that account; a knowledge of the world
penetrates the more easily when, from defective apparel, we approach the
nearer to our original selves. Leniter’s hat is crownless, and the clear
light of knowledge streams without impediment upon his brain. He is not
bound up in the strait jacket of prejudice, for he long since pawned his
solitary vest, and his coat, made for a Goliath, hangs about him as
loosely as a politician’s principles, or as the purser’s shirt in the
poetical comparison. Salix has so long bumped his head against a stone
wall, that he has knocked a hole in it, and like Cooke, the tragedian,
sees through his error. He has speculated as extensively in experience
as if it were town lots. The quantity of that article he has purchased,
could it be made tangible, would freight a seventy-four;—were it
convertible into cash, Crœsus would be a Chelsea pensioner to Salix. But
unluckily for him, there are stages in life when experience itself is
more ornamental than useful. When, to use a forcible expression—when a
man is “done,”—it matters not whether he has as much experience as
Samson had hair, or as Bergami had whisker—he can do no more. Salix has
been in his time so much pestered with _duns_, “hateful to gods and
men,” that he is _done_ himself.
“The sun was rushing down the west,” as Banim has it, attending to its
own business, and, by that means, shedding benefit upon the world, when
Leniter Salix was seen in front of a little grocery, the _locale_ of
which shall be nameless, sitting dejectedly upon a keg of mackerel,
number 2. He had been “the best-natured fellow in the world,” but, as
the geologists say, he was in a state of transition, and was rapidly
becoming up to _trap_. At all events, he had his nose to the grindstone,
an operation which should make men keen. He was houseless, homeless,
penniless, and the grocery man had asked him to keep an eye upon the
dog, for fear of the midsummer catastrophe which awaits such animals
when their snouts are not in a birdcage. This service was to be
recompensed with a cracker, and a glass of what the shopman was pleased
to call _racky mirackilis_, a fluid sometimes termed “railroad,” from
the rapidity with which it hurries men to the end of their journey. Like
many of the best-natured fellows in the world, Salix, by way of being a
capital companion, and of not being different from others, had acquired
rather a partiality for riding on this “railroad,” and he agreed to keep
his trigger eye on the dog.
“That’s right, Salix. I always knowed you were the best-natured fellow
in the world.”
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