But she never would say what they were worth, and no persuasion could
bring her to the point. Our papers at Washington contain no estimate of
the value of the Widow Stokes’s poultry, though, as she said herself,
she had a “mighty nice passel.”
XIII.
A FAMILY PICTURE.[9]
Mr. Hill, in one of his many visits “down east,” was belated one
evening, and was compelled to seek shelter at a small farm-house. He
thus describes the family party and the family doings on that evening.
The heads of the family were a Mr. and Mrs. Jones, who were honoured, on
this occasion, with a visit from a plain sort of man, who told me, said
Mr. Hill, that he teached school in winter, and hired out in haying
time. What this man’s name was, I do not exactly recollect. It might
have been Smith, and for convenience sake, we will call him John Smith.
This Mr. Smith brought a newspaper with him, which was printed weekly,
which Mr. Jones said—as it did not agree with his politics—was a very
weakly consarn.
Mr. Jones was seated one side of an old pine table, and Mr. Smith on the
other. Mrs. Jones sat knitting in one corner, and the children under the
fire-place—some cracking nuts, others whittling sticks, &c. Mr. Jones,
after perusing the paper for some time, observed to Mrs. Jones, “My
dear!”
_Mrs. Jones._ Well.
_Mr. Jones._ It appears.
_Mrs. J._ Well, go on.
_Mr. J._ I say, it appears.
_Mrs. J._ Well, law souls, I heard it; go on.
_Mr. J._ I say, it appears from a paragraph——
_Mrs. J._ Well, it don’t appear as if you were ever going to appear.
_Mr. J._ I say, it appears from a paragraph in this paper——
_Mrs. J._ There—there you go again. Why on airth, Jones, don’t you spit
it out.
_Mr. J._ I say, it appears from a paragraph in this paper——
_Mrs. J._ Well, I declare, Jones, you are enough to tire the patience of
Job. Why on airth don’t you out with it.
_Mr. J._ Mrs. Jones, will you be quiet. If you get my dander up, I’ll
raise Satan round this house, and you know it, tew. Mr. Smith you must
excuse me. I’m obliged to be a little peremptory to my wife, for if you
wasn’t here she’d lick me like all natur. Well, as I said, it appears
from this paper, that Seth Slope—you know’d Seth Slope, that used to be
round here?
_Mrs. J._ Yes; well, go on; out with it.
_Mr. J._ Well, you know he went out in a whalin’ voyage.
_Mrs. J._ Yes, well.
_Mr. J._ Well, it appears he was settin’ on the stern, when the vessel
give a lee lurch, and he was knocked overboard, and hain’t written to
his friends since that time.
_Mrs. J._ La, souls! you don’t say so.
Before going further, I will endeavour to give you some idea of this
Seth Slope. He was what they term down-east, “a poor shote;” his
principal business was picking up chips, feeding the hogs, &c., &c. I
will represent him with his hat. (_Puts on hat._)
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