Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
"Well," she replied, "then the whole game is up. Ye see, Bud was a Rom,
too, 'n' we use' ter be great pals. Fer nigh onter a tenner we bummed
this kentry together 'n' never had a fight. But one day Bud got jagged,
'n' swore I had n' be'n square to 'im. So we had a reglar out-'n'-outer,
'n' I hain't seen 'im sence. I's sorry that 'e's croaked, fer 'e was a
good bloke; yes, 'e was--yes, 'e was--" Here the poor creature seemed to
forget herself, and I could hear her saying, "Bughouse--bughouse." I
recalled her to consciousness, and said that I must leave, as it was
nearly time for her to close up shop. She wanted me to promise to meet
her on the Common in the afternoon, where she did most of her begging,
and handed me a quarter to "keep me a-goin'" till then. I returned it,
and told her that I had to leave Boston that morning, but would gladly
visit her again some day. And I certainly intended to do so. But the
natural course of events took me out of vagabondage soon, and it was not
until quite recently that I heard any more of Bughouse Mary.
A short time ago, while seeking some special and late information
regarding tramp life in the large cities, I chanced upon an old friend
of Mary's, whom I plied with questions concerning her whereabouts and
fate. It was a long time before he would give me anything I could call a
straight story, but at last, finding I had been, years before, one of
the brotherhood, with hesitation and real sorrow he told me what
follows:
"I wuz drillin' one day, 'bout two months 'go, on the Boston 'n' Albany
road, 'n' hed jes got into a jerk town [a village], where I battered
[begged] fer some dinner. It begun to rain arter I'd chewed, so I
mooched down to the track 'n' found a box-car where I stopped fer a
while. I wuz waitin' fer the 'xpress, too, so the wettin' wa'n't much uv
a bother. Waal, I'd be'n in the car a few minnits, when I got all-fired
sleepy, 'n' ter save me gizzard I c'u'dn't keep me eyes open. So I jes
lay down 'n' pounded me ear [slept]. I'd be'n a-poundin' it, I guess,
fer 'bout two hours--fer 't wuz 'bout five 'clock when I begun, 'n' 't
wuz dead dark when I got me peepers open--when I heerd somebody pushin'
away at the car door to beat the divil, 'n' o' course looked out; an'
there on the groun' wuz one o' the funniest bums y' ever see--long,
flyin' hair, big gray eyes, coat 'n' vest, 'n', ez sure 's I'm a
moocher, a skirt too, but no hat. Course I was int'rested, 'n' I jumps
down 'n' gives the critter a big stare plump in the face, fer I had the
feelin' I'd seen it afore somewheres. See? An' it sort o' answered, fer
it seed I wuz koorios. 'I say, blokey, kin yer tell me when the flyin'
mail passes through these yere parts? I wants ter make it, ef it do.'
Then I knew who 't wuz, fer ye kin tell Old Mary ev'ry time when she
begins to chew the rag. I tole her that the mail come through 'bout
twelve 'clock, 'n' then asked her where her hat wuz.
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