Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
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"'Waal, blokey,' she said, 'I hain't a-wearin' them air t'ings any
more. I say, air yer right k'rect that the flyin' mail comes through
these yere parts?' I guv it to her dead straight, 'n' tole 'er I wuz
sartain. Then I asked, 'Mary, ain' cher recognizin' common peoples any
more? Don't chu know old Tom?' Ye sh'u'd 'a' seen 'er look! She put 'er
old bony han's on me shoulders, 'n' stuck 'er old phiz clos't ter mine,
'n' said, 'Who be ye, anyhow? I's gettin' sort o' old-like 'n' bughouse,
'n' I can't call yer name. Who be ye? 'n' kin ye tell me ef I kin make
the flyin' mail?' I tole 'er who I wuz, 'n' ye sh'u'd 'a' seen 'er! Ye
see, I's summat younger than 'er, 'n' she jes treated me like me old
woman. It made me feel sort o' queer-like, I tell ye, for I use' ter
like the old gal in great style.
"Waal, we had a good talk, as ye kin well 'xpect, but she kept askin'
'bout that blasted flyin' mail. I did n' wan' ter ride it that night,
'cause she wuz purty bughouse, 'n' I felt she'd get ditched ef we tried
it. So I jes argeyed with 'er, 'n' did me best ter make 'er stay where
we wuz; but I might jes 's well 'a' tried to batter a dollar in the
place. She was simply stuck on pullin' out that night. I asked 'er why
she didn't go back to Boston, 'n' she said, 'Boston! W'y, I's got the
mooch out o' Boston. Ye see, Tom, I got ter tellin' fortunes, 'n' the
bulls snared me, 'n' his Honor tole me to crawl. I did n' go at first,
but arter a bit it got too hot fer me out at the shanty, 'n' I had ter
mooch. So here I be, 'n' I guess I'm a' right; but I 's bughouse--yes,
bughouse'; 'n' she kept a-squealin' that word till I wuz sick. But she
wuz bughouse, dead sure. An' I guess that's why she wuz on the road, fer
when I use' ter know 'er she wuz too cute ter let any bull get roun'
her; anyhow, no Boston bull c'u'd 'a' done it. P'r'aps a Chicago one
might, but he's all eyes anyhow.
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