Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
"There ain't much, Cig," he whined; "---- little; an here we are locked
in! By the hoky-poky, I'd like to git hold o' that brakey's throat! I'd
squeeze it, take my tip for that. An', by gosh, if them steers kill us,
he'll croak for it, an' don' cher forget it!"
"Steers!" I exclaimed. "What do you mean, Fatty!"
"Wy, don' cher know them steers is right under us?"
"Well, what of that?"
"W'y, they've got horns--big ones, too."
"Well, what of that, Fatty?"
"Wy, you fool, we ain't got any."
"But, Fatty, what does that matter?"
"Matter! Matter! Ain' cher got no sense? Don' cher know nothin'? Ain'
cher never heard o' steers hookin' a bloke before? You must be a
tenderfoot."
Then I grasped the situation. We were at the mercy of those Texas
steers! Soon I heard Fatty saying, in a most pitiful voice:
"Cig, I guess we'd better say our little prayers right now, 'cause if we
get to sleep we'll forget all about it. So you begin, 'n' while yer
chewin' the rag I'll watch the hay."
He wanted me to pray, and actually thought that that was the only thing
that would save us. He always was a religious fellow in great
emergencies, and his scheme did not much surprise me; but as I knew of
no prayer fitted for such an occasion, I told him so, and added that
even if I did know one I should prefer to leave it unsaid, considering
the circumstances.
"We had no business letting the brakey lock us in here, and you know it,
too. So we'll have to get out the best way we can."
This bravery was a little faked, but I thought it best to keep as cool
as possible, for Fatty was continually fuming and scolding. And every
few minutes he would feel around in the hay, and then say, most
forlornly:
"Cig, them pokers is gettin' nearer. Prepare to die."
Once I thought he was joking, and told him to stop if he thought he was
scaring me.
"I ain't tryin' to scare you," he whined; "I'm simply tellin' you the
truth."
This was certainly alarming, and I almost confessed my fear. But I
managed to control myself, and persevered in my artificial boldness.
"Well, Fatty, let's die game, anyhow. If the horns come up here we can
kick at them, and perhaps the steers will be frightened. Can't tell, you
know."
"No, that won't work," he replied hopelessly, and he measured the hay
once more. This time his hand struck the thin and widely separated
slats, the only barriers between us and the steers. We both knew that if
the horns ever came through them, we would be done for.
"We're gone, Cig," Fatty continued; "no doubt of it. But, jus' the
samey, I'm goin' to pound my ear, anyhow. I'd rather die asleep than
awake. So, so long, Cig; if you croak first, I'll pray for you."
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