Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
"Why, I remember jes lots o' things. I's been a crook, I's been a
moocher, an' now I's shatin' on me uppers [I am broke]. Why, what I's
seen would keep them blokes up there in Cooper Union readin' all winter,
I guess."
This was probably true. He had been everywhere, had seen and done nearly
everything which the usual outcast can see and do, and he wound up his
life simply "shatin' on his uppers." No one will have any dealings with
such a tramp except the men and women in his own class. He is hated by
all the beggars above him, and they "do" him every chance they get.
A fair example of this class hatred came under my notice in London,
England. I was walking along Holborn one evening when I was suddenly
accosted by an old man who wanted me to give him a drink.
"I wouldn't ask ye," he said, "'cept that I'm nearly dyin' o' cold. Can'
cher help a feller out!"
There was something so pitiful about him that I decided to take him into
a public house. I picked out the lowest one in the neighborhood. The
place was filled with beggars and criminals, but they were all of a
higher class than my friend. However, I called for his gin, and told him
to sit down. It was soon evident that the old man was an unwelcome
guest, for even the bartender looked at him crossly. He noticed this,
and began to grumble, and in a few minutes was in a quarrel with some of
the men. The bartender told him to be quiet, but he claimed that he had
as good a right to talk as any one else. He was finally put out,
although I made all the remonstrance I dared. I started to leave too,
but was prevented. This made me angry, and I turned on the men, and
said:
"What right have you fellows to treat me this way? I came in with the
old man respectably enough."
"Oh, come up 'n' 'ave a drink," said one of the men. "Don't get 'uffy.
Come up 'n' 'ave a bitter."
Then another said: "Say, was that old feller any relation o' yourn?
'Cause ef 'e was, we'll fetch 'im back; but ef 'e wa'n't, 'e kin stay
where 'e is. 'E don't belong in 'ere."
"Why is that?" I asked.
"Why, don' cher know that 'e ain't o' our class? 'E's a' ole
can-moocher. 'E ain't got no right 'ere."
"Well, do you mean to say that you own this place, and no one can come
in who is not of your choosing?"
"The case is jes this, 'n' you know it: it's our biz to do anybody out
o' our class."
"Would you 'do' me if you had a chance?"
"Bet cher life!"
I got out safely soon after this, and had gained knowledge for the
future.
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