Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Upon opening the street door he was pleased to find that it was
beginning to rain. He went back, fetched his umbrella, opened it, and
emerged holding the umbrella rather low in order to protect--his hat.
Then he stepped out briskly, trying to think and to move naturally;
but the terrible literalness of the streets troubled him. In such
surroundings he felt more than ever the incongruity which under modern
conditions, separates matter from spirit. To walk in the light of the
gospel had hitherto seemed to him easy; but now to walk in his own
light was difficult.
He was getting along, however, and so far had not attracted attention.
On the other side of the street went a whistling boy, casting down
newspapers through area railings. As he passed he felt that the boy had
become aware of him, for the whistling had stopped.
A moment later from behind, from across the street, came the cry,
‘Hullo, old lamp-shade!’
Was that from the boy? Was it intended for him? And was it as a lighted
scarecrow that the world was going to regard him? He did not turn to
find out; he made no sign that he had heard; but passing a shop front
he sidled, and tilting his umbrella took a look at himself. Yes, under
the shade of the umbrella, it was painfully distinct. He lifted the
umbrella away; it almost disappeared.
That decided him. It was only humility, he told himself; he did not
wish to be seen of men; he furled his umbrella, and stood with his best
hat exposed to the rain.
Cabs and taxis passed him; he could, of course, have taken one; but
those dark interiors would make more show of him than an umbrella; a
bus with its glass sides, or better still its top open to the sky, was
what he now waited for. And then down came more rain, making a bus-top
ridiculous. He screwed his courage up to the sticking point; after all,
it must be done; he must test his public and find out if life--life on
earth, life inside as well as outside a bus, life in a modern city--was
possible.
Round the corner came the right numbered motor-bus. As it drew up he
had a cowardly sense of relief; there was no one on the top, and the
inside seemed full. The conductor dispelled his hope. ‘Room for one,’
he said; and Mr. Trimblerigg got in. It was unfortunate; he had to go
to the far end, where there was less light.
An old lady, as he settled beside her, said to her companion, ‘I do
believe the sun’s coming out!’ ‘It can’t: it’s raining too hard,’ was
the reply.
Before long he was aware that those opposite were studying him with
curious gaze. Elderly gentlemen lowered their papers, wiped and refixed
their glasses, but did not resume reading. Their eyes bulged a little
as they tried to believe them. Mr. Trimblerigg grew irritated; he
wished they would make up their minds and have done with it. Presently
a woman, sitting opposite, with a bandaged infant in her arms, leaned
forward and remarked confidentially:
‘So you’ve been ’aving it too, have yer?’
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